“Time to answer a few Castellas!”
Q: A little bit of context: A while ago Shuwa-chan was talking about managers, and there was a comment that said, “Don't forget about Kaeru's manager who learned to type in babyspeak and is now best buds with Shion-chan.” It still makes me laugh to this day. Here’s my question: How are things with Kaeru’s manager? Any interesting happenings lately?
“Oh, yes, Kaeru-chan’s manager! We’re good friends! Any interesting happenings, you say? Let’s see... This isn’t exactly recent, but when we hang out, and we happen to come across a kindergarten or preschool, we both just halt for a few seconds. It’s really funny.”
: Yes officer that's her
: just straight up criminal lol
: preschools aren't amusement parks
: okay but seriously please don't just solicit childcare facilities like that
: hey i do the same when i see an all girls school
“It isn’t as bad as it sounds, I swear! It’s really only for a few seconds. Then we shake our heads no and leave right after! We definitely don’t linger to savor the moment with weird expressions on our faces!”
: that's Sei-sama's partner all right
: exposing yourself more hahaha
: this duo probably drools at the sound of crying infants
Q: She’s Kaeru-chan’s top-mommy, she makes Hamburg steaks with Dagger-chan—what is your take on the opinion that Awa-chan is actually the mother of Live-On?
“Awayuki Kokorone. Report to the Baby Guidance Office immediately.”
: that made me jump
: not the schoolmarm voice lmao
: of course Live-On would have a baby guidance office
: they don't guide babies to become productive members of society there, they guide productive members of society to become babies
: ￥1,188
“Don’t you worry, everyone. Awayuki-chan simply needs to be...reminded of her place. Give her a week in my care at the guidance office and she won’t even be able to verbalize the fact that she’s my child.”
: you're gonna...take away her ability to speak?
: what are you, a vocal cord parasite?
: she's doing it. she's finally engaging in ethnic cleansing
: the only thing she's engaging in is character cleansing
: yandere shion-mama I think I'm in love
Q: We know that Shion-mama is everyone’s mama, but does that make Shion-mama’s mama’s mama Shion-mama?
“No idea what you just said, but yes! Shion-mama is the mama of everything!”
: You've said that many times before, but this is the first time it's actually unsettled me.
: Wait, the mama of everything? Not everyone?
: motherhood's a hell of a drug
Q: Question for a member of the Common Sense Squad (skull emoji). Who’s the easiest and who’s the hardest to deal with in gen four?
“Don’t laugh! I am a member of the Common Sense Squad! Let’s see, gen four? Well, there’s nobody quicker on the uptake than Ehrai-chan, is there?”
: Quick on the uptake (terms and conditions apply)
: I know I didn't just hear someone bad-mouthing the boss?
: she is quite sharp, isn't she?
“Which makes her the hardest to baby. Sigh.”
: bro LOL
: so she's the hardest to deal with hahaha
: the reversal
“Alice-chan only has Awayuki-chan on the brain, Kaeru-chan’s a baby but refuses to accept me as her mother...”
: TRIPLE KILL
: gen 4, we need to talk
: That's *your* problem!
“They’re all such handfuls, I love them! That’s right, I, Shion-mama, love all my children equally! No picking favorites!”
: the reversal reversal
: shion-mama, I just want to talk
: are the kids good? Is the mom good? at this point I no longer know
Q: Caregiving’s a hard line of work, innit?
“It absolutely is. The caregiving industry in Japan needs a comprehensive overhaul yesterday, but despite that, there seems to be a lack of meaningful dialogue and actionable solutions. It’s a difficult and multifaceted problem for sure.”
: Huh? I mean yes I agree, but what's with the seriousness all of a sudden?
: Shion-mama?
: Oh? the common sense squad strikes back?
“What do you mean? I’ve been serious this whole time?”
: ah
: <oh...>
: gaga googoo ￥50,000