“Let’s answer a few Castellas, shall we?”
Q: Question for Sei-sama and Shion-san, the happy couple: If Shion-san is everyone’s mama, then what does that make Sei-sama? Also a mama? Papa? Something else? Eager to hear your thoughts.
“Mmm. It’s gotta be fuck buddy.”
: I hope Shion sees this and dumps your ass
: it doesn't "gotta be" anything.
: you *want* to be called fuck buddy by everyone?
: the first-time viewers would be so confused
“It’s hotter that way.”
: Shion, dump her ass
: lol
: why did we ever think we could outdo her
“Though in practical terms, I suppose I am somewhat of a father figure here? I remember a comment saying as much during Mana-san’s graduation.”
: trueee
: my father is a dirty old man ￥4,545
: you've got the dad patented lack of finesse down pat as well
“Oh, but I’m known to have quite the finesse—in bed, that is.”
: Sigh...
: uh-oh. Shion-mama...
<Shion Kaminari>: become baby and I'll forgive you
“Ha ha ha. Now look what you’ve done, viewers. I’ll have to return to baby because of you.”
: there she is!
: when mother speaks, everyone listens
: *whip crack*
: return to baby. now there's a concept
Q: Because of you, Sex-sama, I can no longer take anyone seriously who’s named Hijiri (using the Sei kanji). How will you take responsibility for this?
“To think that I can violate not only bodies, but names as well. I am terrified of my own power.”
: you're liable to get sued for reputational damage so let's change your name back to Ikuiku Binbin-maru
: bring back Ikubin-maru
: the only conspiracy theory I believe in is that Sei-sama is so dumb she misread the characters for Ikuiku Binbin-maru as Sei Utsuki.
“How rude. Hasn’t anyone taught you all that you should talk someone up in front of their partner?”
: Ikuiku Gingin-maru
“No, not like that.”
Q: TIL that you were the first president of the World Anti-Doping Agency, Sei-sama. Didn’t know you held such a strong stance against steroid abuse in the Olympics!
“Speaking of names, another interesting Castella. Now, I ask, is it really me who misreads names?”
: Just looked it up. lol
: Language is a wonderful thing
: My apologies, Mr. Pound.
Q: Sei-sama, I am a sixteen-year-old high school girl who would like to have sesbian lex with you. How can I go about arranging this?
“As much as I’d like to say yes, I’m not entirely sure the decision lies within my purview. Talk to my manager.”
: what the hell are you making your manager do???
: hasn't anyone ever taught you you should reject advances made in front of your partner?
: and she's giving *us* shit
: keep going, i'm boutta be born
: what
Q: Attention Sei-sama. To ensure your continued monetization, I’m asking the boss to throw you into her solitary confinement room where you will perform an apology stream. This is not a question.
“By all means. Nothing gets me off faster than doing it in a confined, solitary space. Call that remorseturbation.”
: and not a single shred of remorse was found lmao
: damn... asserting dominance over the boss like that
: is it prison rules where the loser gets shanked
Q: Awayuki-chan still refuses to watch her first stream. As the originator of the idea, will you do something about that?
“She has been putting that off, hasn’t she? I actually was curious myself and just asked her the other day. She apologized and said when she tries, she just can’t. Handle the emotions, the shame, that is. She swore that she’ll get around to it one day.”
: oh yeah that was supposed to happen wasn't it?
: hope she does it soon
: sure sounds like she's just trying her best to worm her way out of it
: sus
: she's only making it worse for herself the longer she puts it off lol
“Heh. It’s Awayuki-kun we’re talking about, I’m sure she’ll make good on her promise. As the one who planted the idea in her head, I ask for your continued patience. Okay. Last Castella.”
Q: In a world that clamors for ever-increasing levels of diversity, do you have any ambitions, desires, or dreams about the kind of world you’d like to see?
“That’s a great question. I suppose I long for a world where people accept one another for what they are. Does that answer your question?”