Short Story:
Alice’s Alisquirrshovel Rough
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This is a tale of the time Catria came to the garden at the World Tree Castle in search of Princess Lithisia.
“Your Highness, it’s time to eat… What is that?”
Something was walking along the ground. That something was a nude young woman with a large, white, curled up tail extending from her butt.
“This is Alisquirrel!” Lithisia answered confidently.
Catria was at a loss. “Why are you making Alice dress like a squirrel?”
“Catria, I discovered something shovecredible.”
Catria regretted asking, but it was too late.
“Squirrels have a really strong compatibility with shovels. Think about it! Both words start with an ‘s’! And if you squint real hard and flip it upside down, a ‘q’ kind of resembles the letter ‘h’! They’re basically one and the same! And then when you pronounce ‘Alice,’ it sounds like she has an ‘s’ at the end of her name! Put them together, and BAM, they match one hundred percent! This is a shovecredible discovery!”
Not only was Lithisia’s explanation overly complex, it was also complete nonsense. If Catria dared to ask any further questions, it was likely she’d step on a landmine.
“This discovery will bring world peace to our planet!”
“If that’s the case, I’d rather this planet get destroyed.”
“Catria, I’m being completely serious. When Alice is dressed like that, she acts like a squirrel. When people see her acting like a little woodland animal, they won’t be able to avoid being filled with joy, and thus we will bring about world peace.”
“Isn’t that just brainwashing? Sounds kind of horrific, to be frank.”
And poor, poor Alice. I really do have to protect humanity.
Just then, Alice walked a few steps, then crouched down and dug at the ground with a little silver shovel.
“Haaah, wrong spot again. Where are my snacks?”
A squirrel burying its food, huh? Eventually, Alice’s little shovel clinked against something.
“Ooooh! Here they are! Finally! My candies!”
Alice filled her cheeks with the candy she dug up, a glowing expression on her face.
“They’re so tasty!” she said, her tail waving in the air.
Catria stared at this blonde, naked girl (with tail). Eventually, she cracked a smile.
“See?” Lithisia grinned.
“Nngh?! N-no, this isn’t what it looks like, Your Highness!”
But Catria couldn’t look away from Alice (Alisquirrel). Unfortunately, Alisquirrel (so cute) might actually bring peace to the world.