Actually, Ding Sihan being like this is quite good. In the summer, she can go out shirtless, how cool is that. Anyway, Nansang is just a county town, as long as she's not in the commercial district, no one cares about this at all.
Moreover, when going down the stairs, she will never have the trouble of other girls not being able to see the stairs and easily missing a step. The safety factor is maxed out.
However, Lin Li was actually just making fun of her. Ding Sihan did have something.
The difference between 0 and 1 is still very big and cannot be confused, this matter is also recorded in detail in Chengdu.
(Translator's Note: A reference to Chengdu's reputation for having a large gay population, where 0 and 1 refer to bottom and top).
It can only be said to be human nature.
Someone like Chen Yuying, who is tall and thin yet has beautiful curves, is a very small minority in Asia. Most tall and thin girls don't have much to show for it.
There are too few slender branches bearing large fruits.
Most of what you see after entering society is the result of acquired effort—push-up bras, pads, technology and hard work...
Of course, this didn't stop Lin Li from sighing for Ding Sihan.
...
Perhaps even dogs know that after being abandoned, they shouldn't shamelessly stick around. Wangcai and Laifu, after being abandoned once by Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying to play with Lin Li, were no longer so enthusiastic.
The student surpasses the master, even better than Bufan.
But Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying didn't care either. After playing for so long, they were just tired.
Returning, looking at Lin Li lying on the picnic mat, Ding Sihan went up and gave him another side kick.
"...Hmm? What's wrong?" Lin Li opened his eyes.
"Were you really asleep?" Ding Sihan asked in slight surprise.
After all, normally, she should have heard an exaggerated 'my kidney'.
Only if he was really asleep could there be such a plain reaction.
"Yes," Lin Li sat up, nodded, and then looked at Ding Sihan with a sneer:
"Ding Sihan, you just kicked me, right? I have waking-up anger, you're doomed. If you kneel down and apologize now, I might forgive you."
"Who doesn't have waking-up anger? People without waking-up anger would suffocate to death when they wake up." Ding Sihan wasn't scared at all, and even responded with slight disdain.
Lin Li: "..."
Little Ding is getting more and more abstract. Damn Bai Bufan, it's all because of your bad influence.
"It's good that you're awake. Get up and take a photo of me and Yingbao." Ding Sihan urged.
Ding Sihan had no psychological burden about waking up Lin Li, who was really asleep.
Just like Ding Sihan didn't care how Lin Li choked her or suddenly attacked her, and wouldn't really get angry, she also didn't think there was anything wrong with kicking Lin Li on a whim.
Good friends should be like this, not to mention Lin Li deserved it.
Not making him kowtow twice was already showing great mercy.
"Received, received~"
Lin Li stood up, took out his phone, and walked with Ding Sihan towards Chen Yuying, who had already started looking for scenes and cooperative pets in the park.
"Ding Sihan, did you just say you have waking-up anger?" Lin Li suddenly asked.
"What's wrong?" Ding Sihan turned her head warily.
"Just tell me if you have it or not, I'm curious." Lin Li said casually.
"A little, what's wrong?" The wariness in Ding Sihan's eyes didn't disappear, and she even took a step back.
"Tsk—" Sure enough, Lin Li gave Ding Sihan a very complicated look, then shook his head and 'quietly' clicked his tongue: "I didn't expect you to play so big in private..."
Ding Sihan: "?"
"How does having waking-up anger mean playing big in private?" Ding Sihan was puzzled.
Lin Li smiled but didn't speak.
Because Lin Li had just suddenly discovered a secret.
—People with waking-up anger are all angry when they wake up (xing nu).
(Translator's Note: "Xing nu" sounds like "sex slave").
Tsk, I didn't expect Ding Sihan, with her thick eyebrows and big eyes, to look like an honest kid, but in private she smokes and drinks.
"Speak! What's wrong with waking-up anger?!"
Seeing Lin Li just smiling weirdly, Ding Sihan subconsciously looked around, then slapped him hard on the back and shouted.
Lin Li still smiled but didn't speak.
This kind of joke wasn't suitable to be made in front of girls. With Bai Bufan not around, he could only keep it to himself.
If he said it, he would be kicked at least thirty times, but if he kept smiling and not speaking, he would only be kicked once. Which one is more cost-effective is self-evident.
After taking this kick, they started taking photos.
There weren't many parts that specifically required Lin Li to take photos.
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying could take photos of each other, it was just inconvenient to take wide-angle group photos and photos of the three of them including Lin Li.
"Then I'll go back and squint for a while."
So after taking a few photos that satisfied them and were deemed worthy of surviving in their albums and WeChat Moments, Lin Li yawned and said.
Full of food and drink, slightly tipsy, plus today's perfect weather, it would be a pity not to sleep.
"Sleep, sleep."
...
Unheard melodious music, distant barking and faint laughter entered his ears.
Opening his eyes.
The dark green plaid skirt hem swayed gently in the wind, close at hand. The sunlight leaking through the pleats was cutting across Lin Li's line of sight.
Looking up, it was a milky white sweater, with a few strands of pet hair still hanging on it.
It seemed Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan had finished taking photos and returned to the picnic mat, and his sleeping posture had unknowingly changed from lying flat to lying on his side.
The touch on his palm was warm and cool.
Realizing this belatedly, Lin Li looked to the right.
The girl was sitting flat on the edge of the picnic mat. Her left leg was bent and propped up, the arm holding the phone pressed tightly against it, while her right leg was stretched straight forward. The black over-the-knee socks stretched taut at the back of her knee, showing a translucent texture, with a few broken leaves stuck to it.
And in the absolute territory where the black over-the-knee socks and the skirt edge met on the flat right leg, the heel of his right hand was pressing against two inches of bare skin, his fingertips half-suspended.
The warmth and coolness both came from here.
Lin Li: o.o.
Lin Li: O.O?
Lin Li: OvO!
Fuck, fuck, at this moment Lin Li felt he must be the happiest person in the world to wake up from a nap.
—As for the unluckiest person in the world to wake up from a nap, it's undoubtedly Captain America.
The old true blue from Brooklyn, New York, slept for seventy years. Waking up to find an agricultural tool giving him orders, telling him to go work, and calling him some director, it was really a shocker, Captain America's sky collapsed.
(Translator's Note: "Agricultural tool" is a racist slur for black people, referring to Nick Fury).
Think about it, you wake up, and a dishwasher is sticking a plug into your butt, while also directing you to wash the dishes, isn't that terrifying.
The joys and sorrows of people are not connected. How Captain America is doing is no longer important, anyway, Lin Li is completely happy.
Beautifully done, right hand!
Beautifully done, body!
The invisible big hand seems to have fully exerted its subjective initiative, maybe he was parasitized by a Parasyte.
Lin Li's originally widened eyes then chose to half-close.
In ancient times, there was a wolf feigning sleep to lure the enemy; today, there is Lin Li feigning sleep to test the waters.
Chen Yuying was playing with her phone with a faint smile. Looking at the movement of her fingertips, she seemed to be scrolling through TikTok, and didn't notice him.
It was a really good opportunity.
Lin Li licked the corner of his mouth, then began to adjust his right hand. Originally, in its natural state, only the heel of his palm and a few fingertips were touching her thigh, but as time passed, slowly, slowly, the pads of his fingers also gradually pressed against it, fitting perfectly.
Then the girl turned her head.
Lin Li immediately closed his eyes and stopped moving his hand.
Chen Yuying tilted her head, first looking at the hand that was completely different from just now and not natural at all, then moved to Lin Li's face.
The side of his cheek was pressed with a light red sleep mark, his lower jaw still had grass clippings, his Adam's apple slid with his breathing, and it wasn't just his Adam's apple that was jumping with his breathing.
Lin Li was really getting better and better looking all the time.
He was the Xi Shi in her eyes.
(Translator's Note: Xi Shi is one of the Four Beauties of ancient China).
However, the faint smile at the corner of his mouth, which was slightly different from just now, had already verified Chen Yuying's guess.
Humph, pretending to sleep.
But Chen Yuying couldn't be bothered to expose him, whatever, she turned her head back and continued looking at her phone.
But ten seconds later, Chen Yuying felt the groping hand on her right leg slide up and down.
At this moment, Chen Yuying didn't feel shy or angry in her heart, but rather wanted to laugh, and almost really laughed out loud.
Not even pretending anymore, huh?
The movement was so big, he couldn't possibly not know that moving like this, she would definitely notice.
Now she probably couldn't be casual anymore. This was a guy who would open a dyehouse if given some color. If she indulged him this time, 'secretly' touching her leg now, who knows what he would 'secretly' touch later.
"Smack." So, extending her index and middle fingers, Chen Yuying lightly whipped the back of Lin Li's hand.
Lin Li didn't speak, just played dead, his hand motionless.
Chen Yuying looked at this guy pretending to sleep for another ten seconds or so, her pearly white teeth biting her lower lip, gently flicked it away, and looked back at her phone again.
This time only five seconds passed.
Sliding.
Lin Li felt he had discovered a room-temperature superconductor, because touching this leg had absolutely no resistance.
Lin Li had cleared away a piece of the dark cloud over the edifice of materials physics, respect.
Of course, putting aside materials physics, it was also superconducting.
"Smack."
A second time, Chen Yuying laughed softly and scolded: "If you're awake, take your hand away. I only let you put it there because I was afraid of waking you up again, pig's trotter."
Got it, got it, but taking my hand away when I'm awake has nothing to do with me, Lin Li, who is asleep.
This jade-like warm touch is not common, it feels even more addictive than pinching cheeks.
Of course, Lin Li needs to emphasize that he is not a leg man.
Really not. A leg man refers to the phenomenon of having a strong interest or sexual preference for legs, but Lin Li doesn't have a preference. He likes everything. He would like it just as much if it were feet, hands, or buttocks, so he doesn't have any specific fetish.
Strictly speaking, this is called pure lust, so please respect that Lin Li is not a leg man.
The main tactic now is: if the enemy moves, I don't move; if the enemy doesn't move, then I move.
—Unless Chen Yuying burns his butt with a cigarette butt, then he would have to move.
Although sight cannot be touched or seen, many times, people do have a perception of it.
Somewhat certain that Chen Yuying was still looking at him now, Lin Li had to continue feigning sleep.
"Are you really asleep?" Chen Yuying's smiling voice sounded softly.
Just a petty trick. Lin Li naturally wouldn't fall for such a childish trick, his brain urgently stopped the signal of his body wanting to nod.
Chen Yuying pursed her lips, then laughed first herself, and the gentle voice came again:
"Then the sleeping child please raise your hand, let's see who sleeps the fastest, best, and most wonderfully~"
Lin Li's left hand, which was pressed under him, seemed to hear an edict and stretched forward uncontrollably, growing wildly upwards like a vine after being freed.
Fuck, couldn't hold back.
Yingbao, my bank card password is 129836.
The forty million in gold is in the box on the left side of the bedroom.
The half pack of tissues Bai Bufan lost last time is actually in the locker at the back of my classroom.
Looking at Lin Li raising his hand very standardly, although one had his eyes open and the other had his eyes closed, the two of them actually laughed out loud at the same time.
After laughing, Chen Yuying patted Lin Li's forearm from bottom to top this time, and issued an ultimatum: "Take it away."
Now there was no other way. After secretly touching it one more time, Lin Li reluctantly took his hand away, officially opened his eyes, and sat up: "Good morning Class Rep, you just woke up too, what a coincidence."
The fallen leaves piled on his waist fell rustlingly with his movement.
And there were already a few leaves on the side he was facing.
Probably put a few on him when he was sleeping on his back, and put a few more on him when he was sleeping on his side.
"Yeah." Chen Yuying responded with a smile.
"What time is it?"
Lin Li stretched, looked past Chen Yuying, and found that Ding Sihan had actually been there all along, not playing dead or playing dumb, but now wearing earphones and looking intently at the horizontal screen, her ten fingers tapping away, her brows slightly furrowed.
Obviously, she was playing a game, and it was a losing battle.
Turning a huge tailwind weather into a headwind, this useless thing.
"Half past four, you probably slept for less than an hour." Chen Yuying answered.
"Not bad, slept very comfortably." Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying's legs and said.
Chen Yuying laid her legs flat, and meaninglessly pulled down the hem of her pleated skirt—it would bounce back to almost the same distance immediately.
You'd better mean sleeping when you say comfortable.
"I'm going to wash my face." Lin Li walked towards the sink.
"Okay, take some tissues."
Returning from washing his face at the park's sink, Lin Li didn't sit down, but stood between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying, looking down at Ding Sihan's phone.
So she's playing Identity V.
I wonder if Dian Wei is sleeping inside Ding Sihan's body.
After taking a nap, his mouth got a bit greedy again. Lin Li took out a bag of potato chips from the snack bag on the picnic mat, tore it open, and ate it with a crunching sound.
Sharing is a virtue.
Virtue is butter (huang you).
(Translator's Note: "Huang you" is slang for adult games).
Butter is "My Girlfriend is a Bully", "Agent 17", "Phoenix"...
Thinking too far. Because he wanted to share, Lin Li took out a whole, large potato chip and handed it to Chen Yuying.
"Want some potato chips?"
Chen Yuying reached out to take it, but Lin Li shook it and dodged her hand.
But it wasn't to tease her, but brought the potato chip to her mouth, and said with a smile: "It's all powder, you have to wipe your hands after taking it, so troublesome, just eat it directly."
Looking at the potato chip close at hand that even intended to come closer, Chen Yuying pursed her lips, her head leaning back slightly.
She still reached out and took the potato chip, feeding it to herself.
Lin Li didn't care either, not insisting on it. The teasing just now was already over the limit, he just took out another potato chip: "Ding Sihan!!"
"What!"
Ding Sihan didn't even look up, just quickly pulled down an earphone with her hand, letting it fall on the picnic mat, and then continued to focus on operating the character.
She seemed to be the hunter, catching those thieves like crazy, very busy.
"Eat potato chips!" Lin Li reached his hand down, holding the potato chip to her mouth.
Ding Sihan wasn't squeamish, besides this was nothing, very naturally, her head moved but her eyes didn't, leaning towards Lin Li's hand, her lips caught the potato chip, sucked it into her mouth and started eating.
Lin Li also continued to eat, while watching Ding Sihan's game operation.
Sight has form.
Lin Li turned his head, Chen Yuying was looking at him.
After noticing Lin Li looking over, Chen Yuying unnaturally withdrew her gaze and looked blankly at her phone.
One second later.
She gave Lin Li a guilty look, then withdrew it again.
Lin Li blinked.
Not quite sure if it was what he guessed, so Lin Li took out another potato chip and handed it to Chen Yuying's mouth: "Class Rep, do you still want to eat? Just say it if you want to."
Chen Yuying didn't make eye contact with Lin Li, and this time she didn't reach out and insist on doing it herself. After a brief pause of less than half a second, she leaned her head forward, bit the potato chip, and ate it.
OVO.
OVO!
OVO!!!
Fuck, baby, you're too cute.
Lin Li, who found out he really guessed right, felt a volcano erupting in his heart.
"Another piece! Lin Li!" And Ding Sihan on the side, whose battle was white-hot, continued to order without looking up.
Potato chips are like this, it's fine when you haven't eaten them for a while, but when you finish one piece and the taste lingers in your mouth, you naturally want to eat a second piece.
Lin Li had no objections.
Arigato Sihan-san, you eat big big!
As Zhou Baowei's good bro, Lin Li naturally learned the Baowei distribution method, so he started one piece for Prisoner Ding and one piece for me, one piece for Yingbao and one piece for me.
Of course, Lin Li fed them all, neither girl used their hands.
Hehe, taking care of two lazy dogs still made Lin Li feel quite a sense of accomplishment.
Nowadays, bagged potato chips have very small portions, almost all air. Selling air and giving away potato chips, so kind.
The three of them shared and quickly finished it.
Lin Li sucked his fingers. Seeing Chen Yuying handing over a tissue a bit late with an amused look, Lin Li took it and shrugged.
What's wrong with sucking fingers?
Being able to not suck your fingers after eating potato chips, okay, very good.
But, not sucking your fingers after eating Wangwang Senbei is no different from not licking the yogurt lid after eating yogurt. You must have been to rehab, with such perseverance, you will succeed in whatever you do.
"I want more!" Ding Sihan is a little glutton. Seeing no potato chips handed over for a while, she used her leg lying flat on the picnic mat to give Lin Li a sweep kick.
"I, I don't have a single drop left." Lin Li responded with tiger-wolf words.
(Translator's Note: "Tiger-wolf words" means sexually suggestive words).
"Then get me Pocky, matcha flavor." Ding Sihan's attention was on the game, so she didn't complain at all, but Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li.
"You kid really treat me like a slave." Lin Li lightly kicked the edge of Ding Sihan's shoe and scolded with a smile.
"Hurry up, Little Linzi!" Ding Sihan climbed up the pole.
"Yes, sir!" Having no freedom in the palace, the little slave Lin Li could only obediently take the order.
Whatever, just keep feeding, Chen Yuying also wants to eat.
A few minutes later.
"Damn it!!"
Ding Sihan angrily threw her phone on her thigh, biting the Pocky in her mouth super hard, crunching as if biting an enemy.
"Little Ding Ding, you useless thing, do you know what the wood used for making a fire is called? Chai (firewood/trash)!"
Lin Li, who had watched the whole process from the sidelines, naturally wouldn't give up this good opportunity for sarcasm.
Although Lin Li didn't play Identity V, he still recognized the four words "A Crushing Defeat" displayed on the settlement screen just now.
It seemed that quite a few escaped, not even a tie.
"You, this..."
Ding Sihan was a bit ashamed and speechless, then even more dissatisfied, picked up the phone on her leg and smashed it on the picnic mat, stubbornly making excuses with a guilty conscience:
"It, it's this phone that's too laggy and old, many of my operations were deformed because of it! If the phone was better, I definitely would have won."
Fuck, so girls also make excuses when they lose games, Lin Li almost thought he was facing Bai Bufan.
"Is the network also a bit laggy?" Seeing Ding Sihan didn't use this excuse, Lin Li warmly reminded her.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Ding Sihan nodded repeatedly, "The network is also too laggy!"
"Hehe."
"Trash is trash, making excuses is the trashiest of trash, the Kun among people."
Hearing this, Lin Li immediately revealed his ferocious true colors, smiling and mocking:
"The strong never complain about the environment. I once used an OPPO A5 under the midday sun with 2% battery left, 98% memory usage, status bar full, using a 3G network, graphics set to highest, 30 fps, 460 ping, screen full of hand sweat, power saving mode on, phone heating up while charging and playing, with a phone case on, screen recording and playing music, watching a video in the background, and still pulled off smooth operations.
Whose lifetime is this? Hmm? Ding Sihan, speak!"
Ding Sihan: "?"
(End of Chapter)