This prayer... is a little bit familiar...
But Lin Li instantly felt it was somewhat reasonable.
As everyone knows, experience is a very precious wealth.
Those experienced electricians know whether a wire has electricity just by touching it, and Lin Li knows what the license plate number of a picture is just by looking at it.
Give Lin Li a picture of a spinning top being whipped, and Lin Li can immediately report its license plate number is TES-369.
But actually, even if it's a picture you haven't appreciated before, as long as you bypass the firewall, open Google Image Search, upload the picture and search, there's a high probability that the desired result will come out.
It's just that many people don't know how to use it.
After all, a stable VPN requires money.
Lin Li is somewhat proficient in this.
Plus, he was originally a Tieba user and implemented the spirit of internet sharing, so Lin Li often appeared as a hero when the 8us needed help, providing answers.
Not only that, sometimes he would also post some tutorial threads.
Occasionally these threads would become popular, often occasionally.
Therefore, almost every time he logged into Tieba, the message notification showed 99+.
"Thank you, original poster, good people live a life of peace" was a comment that accounted for a huge proportion.
"..."
Although, however.
Old man, subway, phone.
(Translator's Note: A popular meme image representing confusion and speechlessness).
Lin Li, who had figured everything out, had exactly this complex expression right now.
Then he actually couldn't help but want to laugh.
Maybe this is the last purity of the internet.
This is the passionate bond between him and the 8Us.
According to Daoist Shanqing, because he still didn't know how to store and use wishing power, the wishing power would dissipate on its own. These prayers were still blessings prayed for him recently.
He didn't know how much wishing power he had wasted in the past, what a pity.
Therefore, regarding Daoist Shanqing's praise, Lin Li rarely turned his head in embarrassment and rubbed his neck:
"Then... indeed, I can be considered to be operating a few pavilions that help people in my world..."
"Wishing power doesn't lie. Young and promising, to have such a state of mind and character at such a young age. Little friend, tell me, how could I think a child like you acts for profit."
The old man's gratified gaze was unconcealed.
"...That's right, I am exactly this kind of person who loves to help others!" Lin Li's eyes gradually became firm.
Yes, this is simply me.
It's not for some senior's guidance and task rewards!
"Good child." The old man patted Lin Li's shoulder.
"Then Grandpa, I'll go back first?" Lin Li asked.
"Okay, go back." The old man nodded, "Lin Li, can I touch you when you go back?"
"Yes." Lin Li nodded without hesitation.
He believed in his first impression that the old man had no ill intentions towards him, and also believed that the system was a mighty existence above the immortal cultivation world.
The old man's hand rested on his shoulder, a white light flashed, and Lin Li returned to the bathroom.
Daoist Shanqing didn't appear as expected.
At a ratio of 1:160, only a little over a minute had passed in reality.
Changing back into his home clothes, Lin Li, who already had a plan in mind, opened JD.com's self-operated store and placed an order for some electronic items including a laptop and a mobile phone.
Although JD is relatively slow, its delivery service alone is still worthy of recognition.
Before he goes home tomorrow night, it will definitely be delivered to his door.
"Do I still need to translate the Basic Sword Art? Will my immortal cultivation world golden finger be able to directly give me something better?"
Sitting at his desk, looking at the original copy of the "Basic Sword Art" in front of him, Lin Li hesitated for a moment.
Forget it, no rush for now.
Putting away the sword art first, Lin Li decided to make the wishing power on him thicker.
Opening Tieba, randomly browsing threads, clicking into help-seeking threads when he saw them, and seriously providing solutions.
Lin Li thought about it, this efficiency was a bit low, so he simply started a new thread.
[She speaks childishly: I have watched countless films. If anyone has any needs or needs help, it's best to have pictures. If there are no pictures, clues are fine too. The original poster will fulfill your dreams! Free help, just need a 'thank you' from everyone!]
As soon as the thread was posted, there were messages.
[Tieba user 8xd4t: EXP +3 [Grinning face with thumbs up].]
Lin Li: "..."
This is very Tieba.
[Bond broken in the machine cup: Original poster, the childishness in your nickname, about how old is the child.]
[You replied to Bond broken in the machine cup: -10 months.]
[Bond broken in the machine cup: Then she really doesn't like brushing her teeth, and then EXP +3 [Grinning face with thumbs up].]
Lin Li wasn't idle enough to constantly refresh his phone waiting for replies. He took out the spirit liquid collected from this trip and continued his daily cultivation and study.
Until midnight.
Monday arrived.
[Update complete.]
The reset price changed from 200 back to 20 system currency. It seems this also refreshes weekly.
Lin Li used the free weekly refresh opportunity on the mecha's item slot.
[You have refreshed "Ability Amplifier (+2)": 120 System Currency (Daily purchase limit 1), do you want to replace it?]
[Ability Amplifier (+2): Specify an already owned ability to use, permanently amplifying the effect of that ability, up to a maximum amplification of "+2".]
Lin Li raised an eyebrow, this could be considered half an item he had refreshed before.
Now in the system's [Warehouse], there was still one "Ability Amplifier (+1)" left.
"Ability Amplifier (+1)" cost 100, +2 actually increased in price by 20. The most cost-effective way to use it was naturally on an ability that had already been (+1)ed.
There were only "Eidetic Memory", "Soul of Close Combat", and "Charge".
Lin Li thought about it and didn't exchange for this item for now.
Although "Eidetic Memory" was used almost every day, now he could accumulate an hour and a half of usage time a day, which was actually overflowing. The knowledge points Lin Li needed to consolidate every day now couldn't even use up half an hour.
As for the latter two, he might as well consider upgrading them when needed.
The things to bring to Daoist Shanqing hadn't arrived yet, so there was no need to return to the immortal cultivation world now. Therefore, Lin Li, who hadn't slept for 25 hours again, decided to sleep.
...
Monday night.
Lin Li, returning to his door, saw that the items ordered last night were all neatly stacked at the door.
Not only that, Lin Li was also pleasantly surprised to see a long strip package appearing among this pile of things.
This was ordered on Saturday night—from the perspective of normal logistics, arriving today was considered quite fast.
Lin Li gently stroked this express delivery with no information written on it—it achieved confidential shipping.
Then, he moved all the express deliveries inside.
Turning on the new computer and new phone prepared for the old man, according to the list listed in advance, he began to add the items on the list one by one to the computer's download queue and started downloading.
There were really too many things to download, the mouse wheel had to scroll for a while to reach the bottom of the list.
Even with two thousand megabit fiber optic or even ten thousand megabit fiber optic, it would take a long time to finish downloading all these.
Lin Li's home broadband was only 500 megabits.
In order to download faster, Lin Li simply unplugged the network cable from the router and plugged it directly into the laptop.
Waiting dryly was meaningless, Lin Li planned to speed up Task 3.
Changing out of his school uniform into a hoodie, Lin Li stuffed his new weapon inside his upper body clothes, took cash and the divided gold, went downstairs, and this time took a taxi to Laoyou Street.
Walking out of the gold shop, another considerable amount of money arrived in his card, which would make Lin Li's already affluent life even more unbearably rich.
Although today was a weekday night, the number of people on the street was actually no different from Saturday, maybe even more.
Many people were still wearing school uniforms that Lin Li couldn't recognize.
The extra people were probably these vocational school hooligans.
...
Just as the stall owner said on Saturday night, these people were newborn calves not afraid of tigers.
Because of the five people following Lin Li right now, four of them more or less wore school items, school pants or school uniforms.
Lin Li didn't care, as long as he could complete the task. Therefore, Lin Li limped into the small alley as the five people behind him expected.
These five people were not as violent as the blond guy before.
The leader, who wasn't wearing a school uniform, named Huang Shan, the big brother of the five, quickly approached. His head popped out from Lin Li's left shoulder, while his right hand appeared from Lin Li's right shoulder and rested on him, but exceptionally forcefully.
Lin Li performed as before, meeting Huang Shan's gaze.
"You are?"
"Bro, such good luck tonight, making so much money, let us also share some good luck, share some with us?"
Huang Shan had a smile on his face, his right hand hugging Lin Li even more forcefully, almost in a chokehold manner, asking in a frivolous tone.
The other four school uniform underlings also walked out from both sides grinning, staring at Lin Li with ill intentions.
They were quite arrogant. The previous two groups of people at least covered their faces when robbing, these guys had absolutely no such scruples.
"I don't have money."
"What are you pretending for! We heard everything and you fucking say you have no money?"
Huang Shan instantly tore off all pretense, threw Lin Li to the ground, slapped his palm hard on the brick wall next to him, and said coldly:
"If you don't want to be beaten, take out the money! Do you want money or your life!"
"I'll take the money, I already have a life, one is enough." Lin Li reached out his hand.
Huang Shan: "?"
"You motherfucking—, playing games with me here, right!"
Look, anxious again.
Lin Li criticized the poor quality of this in his heart, but on the surface, he hurriedly put on a scared posture and apologized, taking out the cash from his pocket, which was snatched away.
"Where's the phone? Are there any other valuable things, take them all out."
The money was stuffed into Huang Shan's pocket, and the five people resumed their hippie smiles, nodding at Lin Li, signaling.
Lin Li honestly did as told, mainly playing the role of being easy to bully.
"Yo, it's a new phone."
"Sensible people don't need to be beaten. Kid, you're very good, don't be a bitch next time."
"Looks like it's not the first time, taking things out so skillfully, then I don't need to tell you the rules, right?"
"If you dare to call the police, the few of us will keep an eye on you and mess with you for the rest of your life, understand?"
Lin Li, who was accumulating rage points, found it funny just thinking about the scene these few people were going to face later.
So he forcefully held back his laughter, nodded with a trembling voice: "Understood."
"Let's go."
"Brother Shan, is there something hidden in his clothes?"
The five people were actually ready to leave, but one of the underlings stopped and asked somewhat doubtfully.
When a long object is hidden vertically in the upper body in front, it is indeed not obvious when standing, not easy to see, but once sitting down, it will bulge out a fairly obvious outline on the upper body.
And this underling noticed exactly this point, so he asked this question.
The other four people immediately stopped and turned back to look at Lin Li.
"Nothing, not anything valuable." Hearing this, Lin Li immediately adjusted his clothes and waved his hand.
"Take it out and let's see."
Seeing Lin Li's reaction, which was even more anxious than when his phone and cash were taken away, Huang Shan immediately became interested, gave a look, and the other three underlings walked back again, surrounding Lin Li.
"I really can't take this out now, it's really not valuable, guys, hurry up and leave!"
Lin Li frowned, clicked his tongue several times, and said impatiently.
"Why are you acting arrogant with me?! Nanzi, you just take it out directly, I want to see what the hell it is."
Seeing Lin Li's reaction, Huang Shan said with an amused laugh.
The underling called Nanzi stepped forward upon hearing this and pulled open Lin Li's hand clutching his collar.
Lin Li thought for a moment, didn't use force, and let him pull it open.
"Fuck, there's a fucking camera hidden here."
After noticing the camera pinned inside the hoodie, Nanzi cursed first, then reached his hand into Lin Li's collar.
Hearing this, Huang Shan inhaled, thinking of Lin Li's possible plan, veins bulged on his forehead, he had already started rolling up his sleeves, looking at Lin Li fiercely:
"Still hiding a camera, fuck, what are you trying to do? Kid, tonight you—"
"Fuck!"
Before Huang Shan finished speaking, Nanzi's hand suddenly retracted, he let out a scream, took two steps back, and looked at Lin Li in horror.
Huang Shan chuckled doubtfully and disdainfully: "What's wrong Nanzi? What kind of thing hidden can be so scary? Could it be you saw a sniper rifle? Heh—"
"Brother Shan, ghost, ghost head, it's a ghost head! I just touched a ghost head ah—"
(Translator's Note: "Gui tou" (ghost head) sounds like "gui tou" (glans penis)).
But Nanzi just felt this wasn't funny, turned his head to look at Huang Shan in disbelief, and answered stutteringly.
"What's so scary about a ghost head—wait, what head did you say?"
Huang Shan: "?"
"Ghost head." The underling answered.
"Which ghost?"
"The 'gui' in 'wu gui' (turtle)."
Huang Shan: "???"
What the hell?
Did Nanzi just say he touched some fucking thing in this person's arms?
And Lin Li sighed upon hearing this. He was discovered, it seems the good show is going to start early.
So Lin Li stopped acting, stood up, and asked the five people seriously and expectantly: "Guys, have any of you watched 'Guilty Crown'? Have you? Waiting online, urgent."
"Who told you to stand up!"
Facing the suddenly arrogant Lin Li, Huang Shan threw a punch, but the next second, under everyone's horrified gaze, it was caught single-handedly by Lin Li, who then backhanded and smashed his whole person onto the ground.
Lin Li looked disgustedly at Huang Shan on the ground, who was gasping for cold air, and shook his head:
"One look and I can tell you're not an ACG fan, you probably haven't watched it, I won't ask you. What about you guys, have any of you watched 'Guilty Crown'?"
"I, I have."
An underling was a bit dumbfounded, temporarily unable to understand the current situation, and answered subconsciously.
Lin Li immediately became much happier, pointing at him excitedly: "Then you should know the most famous sword-drawing scene and the sword-drawing divine song, right? Great, this way you can tune into my wavelength later."
After saying that, he leaned to the left, dodging Huang Shan who got up from behind and threw another punch at him, Lin Li had a smile on his face.
"Bufan, Bufan, wake up." He called out to Huang Shan who rushed out from the side.
"Woof woof, I'm here." Bai Bufan certainly didn't come, but the new phone snatched by Huang Shan, which had been pre-set by Lin Li, barked and responded.
"Play 'βios' for me, and play it directly from the climax." Lin Li ordered.
"Woof woof, okay, opening the music app, about to play 'βios' for you directly from the climax stage."
While speaking, Lin Li had already retreated to the entrance of the alley, blocking the way out for the five people, facing the five people with a smile.
And Lin Li's phone in Huang Shan's hand began to play at this moment—
"Regentropfen sind meine Tränen! (Raindrops are my tears—) (Can be combined with the easter egg chapter)"
The moment the music sounded, Lin Li's expression was solemn, he reached into his collar and grasped the self-defense weapon inside.
Colorful lights appeared at the same time at this moment, looking extremely gorgeous and dazzling in the night.
That's right, it was still the chroma version of the weapon.
Built-in disco lights.
"Wind ist mein Atem und mein Erzählung! (The wind is my breath and my story—)"
Lin Li looked up, closed his eyes with an intoxicated expression, and slowly raised his hand high, as if, like Inori Yuzuriha, this thing was stripped from his body.
Under such momentum, the weapon slowly revealed its full true appearance.
"Holy Sword Excalibur!!!" Lin Li shouted loudly.
Huang Shan, Nanzi, and the other five: "(；゜○゜)?"
Your mom.
Your mom.
Your mom!!
A double-headed dragon emitting colorful lights appeared in Lin Li's hand.
"What fucking thing did you pull out!" Huang Shan looked at this scene in disbelief, took half a step back, and asked in horror.
"Right but also wrong." Lin Li stretched out his index finger and wagged it in front of him, "What I pulled out is not some fucking thing, but some fucking fucking thing."
Huang Shan: "?"
Lin Li knew Huang Shan didn't understand, but he didn't need to. He flourished the double-edged holy sword, pointed one end straight at Huang Shan, and smiled: "I'm... Black Silk Hero, tonight, is your end."
When the double-edged holy sword pointed straight at Huang Shan, it made his eyes and the stick's single eye meet in a three-way stare.
Coming back to his senses, Huang Shan angrily ordered the few underlings: "Fuck! What a perverted idiot, everyone attack him, beat him to death, if someone dies I'll fucking take the blame!"
"Fuck him!"
"Taking a chicken feather as a fucking imperial edict!"
"Bro, the chicken feather he's holding is a bit more formidable."
"You talk too much, shut up!"
Facing the five people rushing over, Lin Li smiled slightly.
[Soul of Close Combat], specify weapon [Double-Edged Holy Sword], activate!
At this moment, Lin Li felt that he and this colorful double-headed dragon had completely merged into one, you in me, me in you.
Lin Li chuckled and met them head-on.
Sidestepping to avoid Huang Shan's straight punch.
Double-headed dragon! Up! Slantingly pick his knee hollow!
The muffled sound of Huang Shan kneeling and falling startled the stray cat on the wall, and subsequently an underling's sweeping kick had reached Lin Li's waist.
But Lin Li directly spun and sat leaning against the wall, dodging the sweeping kick while backhanding the stick towards the other party's crotch, which was wide open due to the sweeping kick.
Double-headed dragon! Up! Slantingly pick his single-headed dragon!
Lin Li really liked a sentence in Dragon Raja.
"They roar, they slaughter, this is a war between kings, only death can end it."
Dragons are proud, they only recognize one king.
Right now.
Judging from the situation where the underling in front of him rolled his eyes in pain and lay on the ground screaming "My balls are shattered, my balls are shattered", in this PK between two dragons, Lin Li had the upper hand.
After all, how could a mortal dragon body compare to mechanical ascension.
This is, the Holy Sword Excalibur.
The battle was not over yet, two more people pounced up. Lin Li stepped back and leaned back, the holy sword hammered the other party's elbow, with a crisp sound, that person also staggered and planted on the ground.
Another relatively burly bro pounced over with his arms wide open. Lin Li didn't dodge or evade, the mushroom head took advantage of the momentum to hit his chin, knocking him dizzy with one stick.
Finally, the hooligan who had watched "Guilty Crown", seeing the situation of the other bros, suddenly didn't dare to attack. Facing Lin Li, he took two steps back in fear, then turned around.
Wanted to run.
Lin Li waved his hand and threw it, manipulating the "Formless Sword" that had already possessed it in advance. With a scream, it accurately hit the bullseye.
Flying back would make these people feel like they saw a ghost, so Lin Li still walked over and picked up his holy sword again.
"A bit too weak, guys." Lin Li picked up his phone and said with a smile while sending a message.
The five people got up one after another, seemingly unconvinced.
"Still coming? Then the second phase is about to start now." After Lin Li reminded them, he swung the holy sword at them.
And with this action, the four people suddenly felt something splash all over them.
Huang Shan wiped the sticky stuff off his face and looked down.
White, opaque liquid, cloudy and viscous.
Huang Shan: "?!"
What the fuck is this!!?
Huang Shan suddenly started wiping his face and shaking his hands, wiping the stuff on the clothes of the underling next to him, looking up at Lin Li in horror: "Fuck, what did you splash over!"
Lin Li smiled slightly and continued to swing the stick: "I said it, tonight, is your end."
Huang Shan: "?"
Then tonight is too terrifying!
"Fuck! Where did you come from, you pervert!"
Couldn't run away, couldn't win a fight, Huang Shan broke down a bit, and rushed towards Lin Li again like crazy.
Lin Li handled it easily.
The colorful holy sword made his smile flicker in the dim alley, looking even more perverted.
Perhaps also a bit ferocious.
But of course Lin Li wasn't that disgusting.
This liquid was actually expired yogurt.
It wasn't built into the weapon either, this two-hundred-yuan toy wasn't that advanced, it was put in the "Universe Ring" by Lin Li.
He just needed to materialize it in his hand when swinging the toy, and it would naturally be thrown out with the centrifugal force.
No practical significance, Lin Li adding this thing was just pursuing an atmosphere.
Quite effective.
Mental attack maxed out.
For example, now Huang Shan rushed up, the remaining few underlings looked at the liquid on their bodies, their brains crashed, their mouths open, their expressions stiff.
Kicking Huang Shan to the wall, Lin Li saw this and decided to help them.
—When the yogurt splashed into their mouths, their mouths immediately closed.
Lin Li felt he was simply a miracle doctor, easily treating dislocation problems.
Not only closed, but each one started vomiting in disgust.
Probably because it was expired, they didn't taste it.
"Sorry, sorry, we know we were wrong!" Feeling Lin Li still approaching with the holy sword, finally realizing that without weapons it was impossible to beat Lin Li, the few people looked up and begged for mercy in horror.
"You don't know you were wrong, you just know your asses are going to suffer tonight, Holy Sword Excalibur!!!"
"Ah!"
"Still robbing? Ah? Being robbers, being hooligans here at such a young age?"
"Ah!"
"Usually like bullying people? Hmm? Bullying people makes you feel good, right?"
"Stop whipping, stop whipping!"
"Okay, I won't whip you."
"Ah!!!!"
"Stop stabbing! Stop stabbing! Keep whipping! Bro! Keep whipping!"
(End of Chapter)