Gotham's Demon Suppression Division can't catch Batman, but Xiling's Demon Suppression Division can catch Black Silk Hero.
Black Silk Hero's debut was his funeral.
But fortunately, Lin Li had plenty of methods and connections. You know, he used to be a big shot who ate both black and white.
When Lin Li ate Oreos, he never only ate the black "O" or only the white "Reo".
If this isn't eating both black and white, what is?
Damn it, when Lin Li was a kid, he really foolishly followed the commercial, licking, twisting, and dunking, thinking that was definitely the most delicious way.
Planet Cups and Oreos were truly the childhood mentors of some gigolos, and also became the source of happiness for many rich women, being the objects they needed to thank the most.
Some boys, the reason why they can make women very comfortable as soon as they open their mouths, might really not be because they are experienced, but simply because they are little gluttons.
In short, the well-connected Lin Li was eventually released from the Demon Suppression Division, but he still paid a price—the black silk became a sacrifice and was confiscated.
But it didn't matter, there were still more than a dozen pairs at home.
At this time, he really had to thank Qu Wanqiu.
He didn't expect her gift to leave him with so much backup hidden energy.
In the "Three People and One Dog" group, except for the "Dog" which was a useless thing, the gifts from the other "Three People" now seemed to deeply win Lin Li's heart.
Spending a little time, he returned to the Laoyou Road area.
Lin Li continued to search for his third round of targets.
If the efficiency was fast, he might be able to complete the task in a few days.
However, since Uncle Yan had already realized it, although he would absolutely not admit it, he had to make some fine adjustments and change some methods.
But, perhaps because it was past twelve o'clock now, truly late at night, or perhaps the arrival of the Demon Suppression Division twice in a short period of time was considered a rare event on Laoyou Road, it played a certain deterrent role.
In short, there were far fewer people on the road than at ten or eleven o'clock at night, and everyone was more focused on their iPhones.
The few groups of people he finally encountered were either hurrying with a strong sense of purpose, completely ignoring Lin Li, or although they noticed Lin Li, they had absolutely no evil intentions.
Xiling people were still too simple and honest.
Therefore, Lin Li decided to call it a night.
Tomorrow morning, to be precise, today during the day, he still had to go to the library to study. With the current efficiency, there was no need to stay any longer. It was better to go home, sleep well, and jerk off.
Anyway, the idea was already very clear, and the completion of this task was just around the corner, so there was no need to rush.
Putting the cash back in his pocket, Lin Li walked towards where his bicycle was.
Taking out his phone, preparing to scroll to pass the time on the way, Lin Li saw the message Yang Liang sent him.
[Yang Liang: Lin Li? What are you doing now?]
Lin Li blinked, Oh no.
[Lin Li: Chatting with contacts on WeChat, what's wrong, Uncle.]
[Yang Liang: Haha, nothing, Uncle can't sleep in the middle of the night, thought I'd chat with you.]
...
It's not that you fucking can't sleep.
Twenty minutes ago.
After coaxing the child to sleep and having a hand-to-hand combat training session with his wife, Yang Liang took out his phone, preparing to look at it before going to sleep to pass the time.
Then he found that a WeChat group was suddenly very active in the middle of the night.
Clicking in, it turned out to be his former colleague Yan Aosong, who was pouring out his grievances in the group.
At the top of the chat history, the one that triggered tonight's heated situation was an outrageous statement.
[Yan Aosong: Hey, bros, do you think using a thirty-centimeter fake dick as a self-defense weapon is feasible?]
[Yan Aosong: No, I'm not joking, I'm seriously discussing this with you guys!]
[Yan Aosong: I'm not sick!]
[Yan Aosong: I'm not the one who's sick, it's this black silk world!]
[Yan Aosong: Fuck, you guys really don't know what I encountered in the middle of the night today. I say "Guardians of Jiefangxi" shouldn't just guard Jiefangxi, come guard our Xiling! If my case goes on the show, I think the ratings will explode.]
This wasn't an official work group, but one established privately by the bros, so there was no need to worry about swearing or anything, they could speak freely.
Hearing Yan Aosong say this, naturally someone curiously asked what happened to make him so excited.
[Yan Aosong: Don't mention it, met a kid tonight who's hard to judge. If I say he's bad, what he did was completely a good deed, but if I say he's good, this kid's goodness is a bit bad, just... good and bad at the same time.]
Yang Liang laughed out loud when he saw this sentence.
Hilarious, seeing this description, the first person Yang Liang thought of was Lin Li.
[Yan Aosong: No, this kid called the police, he was robbed. Although he didn't admit it, he was deliberately robbed, the purpose was to lure the enemy into a trap and bring these robbers to justice, saying he wanted to be the Xiling Black Silk Hero, using abnormal means to guard Xiling's justice.]
[Yan Aosong: @Guofei, I didn't type it wrong, he is the Black Silk Hero, the black silk you're thinking of.]
[Yan Aosong: It's different from what you think, this kid isn't just a simple chuunibyou pervert. He can beat down four robbers by himself, and remain unscathed, relying on just a stick. I say, none of the bros in our group can do that, right?
"Moreover, if you say he's chuunibyou, his style of doing things is actually quite mature, and his arrangements are quite organized, but if you say he's mature, I really can't say it."]
"Heh, besides Lin Li, there's actually this kind of creature in the world..." Yang Liang's smile couldn't be suppressed at all.
He felt they would definitely have a lot of common topics with Lin Li.
Yang Liang even wanted to get to know him, and then introduce him to Lin Li, letting magic defeat magic.
[Yan Aosong: @Zhang, yes, met him at Laoyou Road tonight, but that kid doesn't live here, his home is in Ruiyun, and he's from a single-parent family.
"Speaking of this, sigh, damn it, I didn't notice this information at first, and even asked about his dad's situation. Thinking about it now, I really want to slap myself, I'm so fucking damned."]
"Ha... Eh?!"
The corners of Yang Liang's mouth, which couldn't be lowered just now, completely dropped.
His Adam's apple rolled, saliva was swallowed, but his heart was lifted.
This sense of déjà vu was a bit too strong.
"No way, no way, no way."
"It's definitely not what I think."
"Lin Li is sleeping soundly at home tonight."
[Yang Liang: Aosong, what's the name of the kid you met tonight?]
Yang Liang chose to click on Yan Aosong's avatar and chat privately.
[Yan Aosong: Lin Li.]
Yang Liang's hanging heart finally died.
[Yang Liang: ...]
[Yan Aosong: Ah? What's wrong Yang Liang, do you know this kid? But I remember Ruiyun isn't your jurisdiction either, right?]
[Yang Liang: Don't mention it, now when I see the two words Lin Li, my heart skips a beat.]
[Yan Aosong: You don't mention it either, now when I see the two words 'skips a beat', my heart also skips a beat.]
Yang Liang: "?"
Are you kidding me?
[Yang Liang: Ah? Why is that?]
[Yan Aosong: It's a long story. Yang Liang, do you know Batman? The one where a family of six legs goes into an alley, and only two legs come out.]
[Yang Liang: Your supplementary description at the end is a bit redundant.]
[Yan Aosong: Anyway, Black Silk Hero Lin Li wants me to be his Commissioner Gordon, so I have a bit of PTSD.]
Yang Liang: "..."
Before knowing the name Lin Li, listening to Yan Aosong's description, Yang Liang felt more and more "Outrageous, there's such a thing (amused)", but now listening to Yan Aosong's supplement, he felt more and more "What else, shouldn't it be like this (calm)".
[Yang Liang: I do know this kid, tell me exactly what happened tonight.]
[Yan Aosong: I can't explain it clearly by typing for a while, let's make a call, is it convenient? I also happen to need someone to complain to.]
[Yang Liang: Okay.]
"..."
What a long call.
Eh, Yang Liang looked at his phone and was surprised to find that the call duration so far was only two and a half minutes.
It was actually only five minutes.
Why did Yang Liang feel like he had been calling for years.
"Yang Liang, do you think this kid is magical or not? He really confused me. I feel like my thinking hasn't turned around yet, I don't know how to persuade him."
"Sigh, I hope this kid is just a three-minute passion."
On the other end of the phone, Yan Aosong sighed deeply and prayed.
"He... tsk, he's actually quite persevering." Yang Liang said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
He really liked a sentence from Yan Aosong: "Ah?"
"Aosong, do you still remember our Xiling's Operation Clear Breeze not long ago."
"I know, you led it."
At that time, because of the large scale and large number of this anti-pornography operation, in order to 'kill with one blow', let alone Xiling's local police force, a batch of assistance was also transferred from other towns. Yan Aosong, a local Demon Suppression Envoy, naturally also participated.
"To be precise, it wasn't actually led by me, but by Lin Li." Yang Liang said lightly.
Yan Aosong: "?"
Still really liked a sentence from Yan Aosong: "Ah??"
"What does it have to do with him?"
"It was all reported by this kid. Doesn't our official account have a related report? The student Xiao Li in it is Lin Li.
"And the chicken farm map for that operation was designed and obtained by him and forwarded to me. So I say, this kid has perseverance, he is a person who will truly fight for his ideals and goals."
There was silence on the other end of the phone.
Knowing the truth, Yan Aosong's tears flowed out~
"Yang Liang, shouldn't I have given that kid my personal contact information." Yan Aosong's voice had a faint sense of death.
"...You're done for, Aosong."
"Wait, Yang Liang, did I fucking hear you laughing?"
"No, you know, I've received professional training, no matter how funny it is, I won't laugh hahahaha."
"I have the same profession as you, I've also received professional training, so I can immediately hear that you are laughing!"
Yang Liang moved the phone away from his ear, and then laughed out loud without concealing it.
Yang Liang actually agreed with a saying: Without experiencing others' suffering, don't persuade others to be kind.
If you haven't experienced others' suffering, don't fucking judge others.
But sorry, Yang Liang really had experienced it.
And with Lin Li's personality, he might really buy a fake dick to continue fishing for robbers. The moment Yang Liang thought of this, he really couldn't help but laugh.
The excitement level of the cases Yan Aosong would have to face would be beyond imagination.
The only thing to be thankful for was that Lin Li chose to act late at night this time. Compared to the anti-pornography operation before, there would be far fewer unrelated passersby. Otherwise, Yang Liang really wanted to look forward to what the photos leaked from the scene would look like.
"Aosong, it seems you'll have to be a bit busier during this period, maintaining public security more." Yang Liang said with a smile.
"Being a bit busier doesn't matter, that's the job." Yan Aosong sighed first. What gave him a headache wasn't this, and he said somewhat helplessly:
"I'm just worried that one day this kid will play too far and get himself hurt.
"Although Lin Li's heart is very vicious, his heart is also very kind. I really don't want to see that scene."
Hearing this, Yang Liang's smile also dissipated.
Yan Aosong was really right.
This kind of fishing where you use yourself as bait is very dangerous.
Although with Xiling's public security, there are definitely no sharks in the fish pond, there will always be a few fish hiding in the mud that are not kind, and can bite the angler until he loses everything in one bite.
"You're right, let me see if I can persuade this kid." Thinking of this, Yang Liang frowned.
...
[Lin Li: Uncle, do you also know Uncle Yan?]
Lin Li asked directly.
Just like whenever Lin Li looked for Yang Liang, Yang Liang knew it was definitely nothing good, Lin Li could also roughly guess why Yang Liang suddenly contacted him at this time.
So Yang Liang's call came over.
"Lin Li, are you still on Laoyou Road now?" Yang Liang asked straight to the point.
"I'm on my way home." Lin Li responded.
"Uncle really should have been more wary of you, fell for your trick again." Yang Liang sighed. It was still too careless of him to tell Lin Li this information.
But Yang Liang also knew that even if Lin Li didn't find out from him, he would always be able to find out, it would just take a bit more time.
"I already roughly know the situation from your Uncle Yan. Lin Li, stop now, while there's still time, you still have a way back." Yang Liang advised earnestly.
Lin Li: "?"
"Uncle, this sounds a bit weird."
Why does it feel like I'm heading down a path of no return.
"What you're doing is too dangerous. Your Uncle Yan's worry is also my worry. Sooner or later, you will get hurt. Sigh, others avoid danger, how can you face danger head-on like this?
"Moreover, your behavior is actually already operating in a gray area."
Yang Liang sighed somewhat distressedly.
"I will distinguish the black and white in the gray area myself. As for danger, Uncle, your identity saying this to me really lacks persuasiveness." Lin Li said with a smile.
The profession of Demon Suppression Envoy is facing danger directly.
Yang Liang paused, as if choking, but then spoke:
"The responsibilities everyone has to bear are not the same. You are still a child now. If you want to serve everyone, you have to wait until you grow up, apply for a relevant university, and do this after graduation.
"At that time, Uncle will not only not stop you, but will be the first to support you."
"But Uncle, I'm already eighteen years old. According to my friend, I'm already at the age where I can be sentenced to death. I'm not a child anymore." Lin Li shook his head and responded.
"As long as you are still in Senior One, in Uncle's eyes, you are a child. Your top priority now is studying. If the sky falls, I'll hold it up." Yang Liang said seriously.
"But Uncle, I'm 186cm. When you're holding it up, I'll already be crushed to death by the sky." Lin Li suddenly threw out this sentence.
Yang Liang: "?"
He was indeed not as tall as Lin Li, but this kid's words were too fucking Lin Li.
Seeing that Yang Liang's words were blocked by him and he was temporarily speechless, Lin Li smiled and spoke again:
"Don't worry, Uncle, I know your concerns, but it's unnecessary.
"I know what I'm doing. The development of things will be under my control, and I will absolutely not easily put myself in danger.
"I'm the kind of child-faced wolf, seemingly innocent and naive on the surface, but actually slick and transparent. It's impossible for anyone to scheme against me, because from the very beginning, those people were set up by me. I am the chess player, and they are just chess pieces. If they disobey me..."
Lin Li began to chant.
Yang Liang: "..."
"That's enough, child-faced wolf, I think you kid look more like braised chicken! With this mentality, you'll take a big tumble sooner or later!"
Knowing Lin Li was joking, Yang Liang still scolded.
"Healthy mentality, don't worry!
"Anyway, I really know what I'm doing. I will only target wicked people who I feel I can guarantee to retreat unscathed from, and who truly have no unspeakable difficulties.
"And you should have heard, I fought four little hooligans tonight, let alone getting hurt, those guys didn't even hit me at all.
"Not bragging to you, Uncle Yang, if that guy surnamed Tai comes in front of me now, I have the confidence to exchange a few moves with him."
"How old is Tyson now, you're just bullying an old man here." Yang Liang commented sharply.
"But I'm talking about Taro." Lin Li added, and even let out a standard Tiga 'Haa' sound from his mouth.
Yang Liang: "..."
Who the fuck told you to fight Taro.
Lin Li fighting Ultraman?
Will he win?
"It's very serious now, cut the nonsense." Yang Liang said helplessly and amusedly.
"Telling you seriously is also to reassure you, I really won't get hurt." Lin Li could only repeat, "And Uncle, I don't plan to do this forever. After a while, I might switch to another field to play."
Lin Li spoke very seriously, hoping Yang Liang would believe him.
Unfortunately, there were many things Lin Li couldn't say.
The immortal trump card "Substitute Death Jade-Faced Buddha" was there, allowing Lin Li not to fear death, at least having the opportunity for trial and error, which was the first big guarantee.
And the strict gun control in the East was Lin Li's second guarantee.
In the territory under his feet, any case involving firearms would instantly establish a special task force.
Citizens know the stakes, and wicked people also have a fucking clue in their hearts.
With Lin Li's late-night fishing style, in Xiling, it could be said that he would absolutely not encounter any opponents with firearms.
In the East, the most dangerous market is only the stock market.
And without firearms, competing in close combat, Lin Li really didn't think he was afraid of anyone.
After his martial arts talent improved, the efficiency of the Eight-Section Body Tempering Art in improving his physical fitness increased.
Lin Li raised a hand, and arcs of electricity flowed between his five fingers according to Lin Li's will. Waving his hand, the arcs flew to the ground, leaving a scorched black mark and floating dots of white smoke.
His spells had also achieved minor success, counting magic treasures...
Lin Li was already not human.
"Sigh," hearing the determination in Lin Li's words, and knowing from before that Lin Li was an opinionated and stubborn anthropomorphic creature, Yang Liang sighed and didn't persuade him anymore, at least he couldn't persuade him today, just exhorted:
"You go home first, pay attention to safety on the way home. If you need any help, absolutely don't be polite, just tell me directly."
"I know, I know, Uncle, I'm the least polite person." Lin Li pecked like a chick.
Yang Liang suspected this was the only truth he heard Lin Li say today.
"Okay, I'm hanging up. Send me a message to report you're safe when you get home."
"Uncle, what a coincidence, I just got home."
"Turn on location sharing."
"Then I saw it wrong, this isn't my home, then I'll have to wait a bit before I get home."
"You kid!"
Finally, after Lin Li exhorted Yang Liang not to tell Wu Min about this kind of thing, he hung up the phone.
Whether it was Uncle Yang or Uncle Yan, they were indeed really good to him.
Uncle Yang's unspeakable difficulty, Lin Li would definitely cure it after successfully cultivating immortality, letting little Yang Liang rejuvenate.
He didn't know what wishes Uncle Yan had for the time being, but there should be plenty of opportunities in the future, he would talk about it later.
"Small alley, small alley."
To prevent the bike from being stolen, Lin Li didn't just lock his bicycle casually by the road but hid it, so now he was walking towards the small alley in his memory.
However, just as he approached, Lin Li's keen hearing heard a female voice with panting and crying.
"Don't... let me go!"
"Please stop... I'm really scared!"
"Move again and I'll kill you! Do you think anyone will come to save you? Take off your pants, hurry up, right now." Another male voice lowered his voice and said fiercely.
Lin Li: "?"
Fuck, it's a wild rapist!
(End of Chapter)