Chapter 11

Me, my girlfriend, and two fujoshi. 2005/12/30 09:36 So, it seems that Comiket has begun. Unfortunately, I was unable to attend. When I say “unfortunately,” I am neglecting to mention that I slept with great relief last night. Not yet… I’m just not ready yet. Some of you blog readers may have gotten your hopes up, but I am still a chicken. Forgive me, dear readers. Y-ko, on the other hand… Y-ko went to Comiket with some of her fujoshi friends. I don’t have any reason to sneer at the hobbies of other people, of course. I really don’t, but… these two friends of yours, dear. Why did you have to bring them to my house? Now you get to see what my nightmares are made of. Ding-dong— There were two women standing behind Y-ko. And who would these delightful ladies be? And from the sound of it, they seem to think they are coming inside. Tee-hee? Think of your age. And at least send me a message about it first… I’d like to scream out my protestations. No, scratch that— I want them to leave. But I am a chicken. I hold my tongue. In fact, I am a shy person. I don’t know how to act around strangers. Especially not older women. I’m scared off my ass right now. What kind of nonsense gossip is this? … If you’re both the same age as Y-ko, then I’m not all that much younger, really. I made desperate, tearful eye contact with Y-ko. My gaze screamed out one single, heartfelt statement: “Help!” Whaaaaaaaaat?! You should be stopping them, not egging me on! The calls of “striii-ip” echoed throughout the area. I’m very sorry, neighbors. I’m sure the female chorus of “striii-ip” must be confusing the hell out of you by now. I feel the same way right now. And then the shocking truth is revealed. Don’t call me that. Can it be? Will the terrible stigma of Sebas finally be lifted from my shoulders?! Alas, but the thought of it disappearing forever is almost… sad. Even without Sebas, I must be strong. Thank you for everything, Sebas… and good-bye. … Hello, new title: Uke-Sebas. No, no, no, no! … Their faces are sparkling. There’s nothing I can do to stop them now… And of all things, I get compared to a value pack of fish broth… When does the limited campaign end, I wonder? But now I’m wondering… One of them even had a kid.