Chapter 10

Merry neko-mimi nurse! 2005/12/26 16:52 How did you spend your Christmas, everyone? I’m sure that some of you had an enjoyable time, some of you had a lonely time, and others had experiences that fell in between. … What? How was my holiday? Well, I went to see the Tokyo Millenario street illumination and ate at fancy restaurants; you know, the type of stuff that couples usually do during the holiday season. However. I am confident that the readers of this blog are not visiting to hear sappy, lovey-dovey anecdotes. We are a secret otaku and a secret fujoshi. To the rest of society, we present, for the most part, the picture of a normal couple. We’re so normal that any stories about us would be too boring to share. Therefore. I will instead choose to share— how we spent our holy night at home. Meaning, the story of the neko-mimi nurse. Yes. … Please don’t get freaked out. Christmas eve. The town is overrun with loving couples. As we were buffeted by the crowd at the Millenario, clinging to each other’s hands, even as we ate in the very fancy and expensive restaurant at which we had reserved a table, my mind was dominated by one single thought. Neko-mimi nurse. Pink colored. On a night in which most couples around the world would choose to “dress up” in a Santa miniskirt… Neko-mimi nurse. Pink colored. A nurse uniform colored bright pink, only instead of the usual nurse’s hat, a pair of soft, fluffy cat ears. In other words, neko-mimi nurse. Pink colored. … Crap. We haven’t even come close to showtime yet, and I’m almost completely moe’d out. Just as I was agonizing over the possible ramifications of this statement, the changing room door opened, and— Clunk. … H-holy crap… This is way more powerful than I had expected… “Meowry”?! My sense of reason is flying out the window! In fact… Yes, the nurse uniform was too short. I could kind of see stuff. Like what was underneath it, the limits of my own control, even the truth behind the universe… It’s very nice work. I am moved by it. Socks that go up over the knee. Lithe, thin thighs. No. Settle down, me. The night has only just begun. I’m afraid that I won’t be able to take my eyes off it. Flip. With this strange call, she opened her nurse uniform. And there, I saw… Wrong! I think you mean “the AT field we call bloomers.” … But on the other hand, Neko-mimi + Nurse (pink) + Bloomers …… ……… ………… A three-piece combo. Merry Christmas, me.