Not even worth calling a fight, there wasn’t even any of that爽感 from slaughter and abuse. The moment my fist wind wrapped around them, those aggregated clumps of flesh just tore into shredded meat; the hit feedback wasn’t even as good as mining on Mars, everything was splattering, reeking, sticky as hell—this feeling was basically like bombing shit out of the village latrine pit...
For a trashy bunch like the Legion, Tie Dan hadn’t been interested to begin with. He originally just wanted to hurry up and hitch a ride home. But since Spider Xi’s silk had given them the "Guardian" bond, Tie Dan couldn’t just sit back and ignore it; he had to protect everyone in the Legion.
Yeah, after all the Legion was already dead. Once they got Body Seized by Blood God’s Son, their souls would eventually be taken away by the Divine Sect. And later when the Cosmic People from the Saturn Alliance swarmed in, they’d drag everyone out of the garden to use for Alchemy, and then they wouldn’t be able to enjoy that immortal-undying BUFF. So better to just come up and kill them all; they can still get resurrected afterward.
So even though it looked like Tie Dan wiped out the entire Legion, he was actually protecting everyone~
So in less than one pot of tea’s time, Tie Dan finished his guardianship, sweeping from the stern to the bow, directly smashing all Legion members to death, punching out a full team wipe, sending them all to the garden to be made into fertilizer, crushing his way through while pulling out the thousands of Blood God’s Sons planted on the ship, and then solo-pushing straight into the captain’s room.
"Don’t come any closer!"
The Divine Research Student had one hand pressed on the Titan control panel, the other pinching a sword mantra, finger pointed at Jizhou’s brow. Seeing this blood-meat-covered ghoul charge over, he screamed in terror,
Tie Dan glanced over. "...You do know she’s just paralyzed, plug-in, undying rotten meat, right?"
Jizhou shuddered in the chair to show her displeasure.
The Research Student pinched his fingers, and a Light Sword shot from his fingertip, the crimson-glowing blade stabbing straight toward her brow.
"Shut it! Our Divine Sect has special Secret Techniques for data attack! You come any closer and I’ll pulp her brain! Turn her into a retard that can’t even do basic arithmetic!"
Jizhou hurriedly raised her hands in surrender.
Tie Dan, on the other hand, looked over that spell move and was briefly surprised.
"Isn’t this move Divine Slaughter Blood Punishment? It actually evolved into a Light Sword already? Looks like the Divine Sect’s tech has been developing by leaps and bounds these years~~"
That Divine Research Student had been startled when Tie Dan burst in, and now with a slight sensing sweep, he realized the Blood God’s Sons he’d scattered across the ship as backup had all been taken by this guy, and literally everyone really had been smashed to death. He grew even more shocked.
"Are you out of your damn mind!? What the hell!? You actually killed off the whole Legion!? You fucking sick or what!?"
Tie Dan said it was fine.
"It’s fine, they’re immortal-undying in the garden. That’s still better than getting devoured by your Blood God’s son’s great method, isn’t it."
The Research Student was utterly speechless.
"Their Divine Souls are worth jack shit! What we’re fighting over is their bodies! You kill them all, and for them to grow back it’ll take at least sixty years!"
Jizhou cut in.
"Not just that, I haven’t been to the 4S shop for maintenance in ages, the sewage-tank discharge pipes are all clogged. There are only eight working resurrection pods on the ship, they have to line up to use them, at least ten sequences minimum. Plus dried egg and nutrient gel are both out of stock; we’ll have to buy from the company convenience store..."
Tie Dan,
"Put it on my card."
Jizhou had no problem anymore.
"That works."
The Research Student was about to lose his mind.
"Put it on your fucking... Wait! It’s you? You’re still the boss? You’re fine!? That disgusting thing holding the Taihao Spider actually couldn’t pin you down!?
Isn’t that guy supposedly the Cangming Sea Queen, one of the seven Supremes, Ten Elders, and forty-two Emperors of the Saturn Alliance!?
And she couldn’t even hold out for one pot of tea before losing? That trashy!?"
Tie Dan frowned when he heard that.
"Why is this ranking order something that has to be listed? How do you get to fifty-nine and still have the face to call yourself king or Emperor? And she’s not even an Emperor, just some Queen? What bottom-feeding trash..."
The Research Student reflexively said,
"You can’t really count it that way. In their own planes they’re all Galaxy Supremes, Lords of Stars and stuff. But they got beaten till home destroyed, line cut off, forced to flee here after endless hardship, that’s how they ended up like tigers fallen to flat plains and bullied by dogs..."
Tie Dan glared at him.
Jizhou panicked.
"Why are you still chatting with him! Hurry up and save me! Stop the ship first, then talk! If we blast out of the deceleration zone it’ll be too late!"
With Jizhou saying that, Tie Dan instead really wasn’t in a hurry. He checked the Star Map of their current course and saw that after this Divine Research Student seized the ship, he was indeed following the route that had just been forcibly passed at the conference, welding the throttle full open, going max power, straight-line acceleration all the way, charging straight for the Star Gate. Obviously heading for Earth. What’s there to stop?
"You’re just charging through like that, you really aren’t afraid those Venerables and Elders and Emperors and Kings will come to snatch your cargo?"
The Research Student said coolly,
"Doesn’t matter. So long as I can bring this ship back, that’s a major contribution. As long as we reach Taiji Heaven, the Ten Extremes Venerable will naturally come to our aid.
You should be worrying about yourself. Right now the only good cargo left on the ship is you. I’d really like to see how you plan to handle the Saturn Alliance alone."
"Okay."
So Tie Dan just found himself a spot in the captain’s room, shoved his hands in his pockets, and sat down. He pulled out a handful of Blood God’s Sons from his chest and started eating them like sunflower seeds.
The Research Student and Jizhou stared at each other, dumbfounded.
"What are you doing?"
"Don’t mind me. Just pilot your damn ship. I want to see how the Saturn Alliance deals with me too."
The Research Student suddenly didn’t know what to do. I mean, it’s not like he could forbid Tie Dan from sitting here...
Tie Dan, after sitting for a bit and feeling the atmosphere getting awkward, kept munching on Blood God’s Sons and started chatting.
"You really are a Divine Teaching Guardian? Under which altar master? Who’s the Dharma King in charge of this asteroid belt now? Is your Sect Hierarch’s health okay?"
The Research Student snorted coldly and ignored him.