And this time, two of them had visited at once—that had never happened before. Normally, my brain would have gone even further beyond. No doubt about it. But, well...
“Sei-senpai, Shion-senpai, I’ve always loved you lots and lots. Let’s get married specifically so we can have sex.”
At this point, I hadn’t just gone further beyond—I’d pierced the heavens! And the chat exploded into excitement at my sex-based proposal:
: Huh?
: Huh?
: The Girl Who Threw Away Her Impassioned Proposal to StroZero within Minutes
: you're touched in the head...
: You're too seiso to say "sex"!
: Hold on a minute. If you read between the lines, that means she's never had sex before marriage! Doesn't that actually make her pure?
: i always believed in her purity!
Ahh, crap. Now that two of the senpais I’ve always idolized have shown up, I don’t think I could get any more excited. “Oh, come on—two of the streamers I’ve always loved are right in front of me. They gave me the strength to live, you know! Of course I’d ask if they wanted to get down and dirty.”
: QED. Perfect logic.
: All this proves is that this is what happens in the end to StroZero addicts
: if she marries strozero and then drinks it, she's mixing bodily fluids with her waifu, which is sex. Basically she's asking for a polygamous marriage so she can have sex with her waifu while having sex with her two senpais. I think I get it...
: I feel like she's being really insulting toward all life somehow
: I heard someone just invited her senpais to a lesbian three-way right after her legendary stream?
: What a coincidence! I, too, just got some info saying there was a VTuber who got rock-hard with her colleagues despite having a waifu named StroZero and made a pass at them. The story I heard is slightly different, though. Which is the truth?
: Both of them, probably...
: lmfaooooo
: This is what it means to be wholesome in the world of VTubers...
“Come on, guys, quit getting carried away with it. Didn’t I just say girls love honest, straightforward people? I was just putting action to my words!”
: a woman who walks the talk! she really is pure and seiso!
: You really didn't need to put action to those words
: wait, how do the two of THEM feel about it? lololol
: A first-strike sexual proposition deck has the fastest offense out of every kind of deck, but since you stake all your resources on the very start and don't plan ahead, your matchup with the opponent's deck can make it a double-edged sword.
: Now, what's their match-up?!
: gulp...
: thump... thump... thump... *heart beating*
Sei Utsuki: .........blush
: SHE DID IT!!!!!
: I can't believe it was super effective on Sei-samaaaaaaa!
: Are you for real?! Tomorrow I'm gonna go up to the girl I like and pop a boner right in front of her while pleading for her to have sex with me!!!
: hello? police?
Shion Kaminari: What is even happening here...
: Mom is so confused lol
: Would be weirder if she wasn't
“Heh. Now you’ve seen Awayuki’s true power. Time to queue up that one epic Gundam Unicorn theme.”
: How can our StroZero be such a braggart?
: LOL i love how we're not even acknowledging her as human anymore
: well, everyone knows you've gotta fight your own battles
: wait, so like, does this mean Sex-sama and Awayuki-chan are super compatible?
: I want to say "DANGER: DO NOT MIX" but... yeah, that's pretty likely
“Sex-sama” was a fond nickname people had for Sei. Her viewers and genmates used “sama” for her because of the majestic, imposing things she did on-stream, but when the particularly gentlemanly stuff came out, more and more people had started calling her Sex-sama.
Sei Utsuki: By the by, Awayuki-kun, I had something to ask you.
“What is it, Sei-sa—Sei-senpai?”
Sei Utsuki: Oh? You know you can call me Sei-sama too, right?
“For real?! I’m so happy!” In general, after first debuting in Live-On, it was recommended to address your predecessors using the suffix senpai. Until now, I’d been careful not to call her Sei-sama even though I’d really wanted to. But look! Look at this! Drink StroZero, and that problem was all but solved! Why, everyone should fall in love with StroZero.
Actually, everyone should get hard when they think of StroZero. And then StroFap to it.
“Okay! What did you want to know, Sei-sama? My three sizes? My erogenous zones? For you, I’d tell you anything.”
: Is... is it... precious...? ...Tee...tee...?
: Huh... huh...? ...Huh...
: people can't even say it with a straight face with these two being who they are lol
Sei Utsuki: Eh, I'll ask about that off-stream.
: so she's gonna just ask her XD
: sasuga sex-sama
Sei Utsuki: Getting back on topic. My question for you is: what lesbian adult video situation do you like best?
Shion Kaminari: (°Д° )
I replied, “I like it when one of the actresses clearly does not appreciate the other’s lesbian shenanigans.”
Shion Kaminari: ( °д°)
Sei Utsuki: That does it. We're doing a collab. Get your StroZero ready.
“<Yes, Your Majesty!>” I exclaimed in an approximation of English.
: time for the stream of lols
: These two are seriously the best, holy shit www
: Mom, are you alive?
: This is what VTubers are, huh...
The comment section became a jungle of w’s and laughing emotes.
Now that a collaboration with the senpai of my dreams was set in stone, it was getting late, so I decided to end the stream. I was so happy I almost thought for a moment I was dreaming. This, and everything else, was all thanks to StroZero.
So, everyone...let’s all stan StroZero!