After the solo stream, it came time for a collab stream, my first one after my discussion with Sensei.
For this all-important occasion, we really gave it our all to pick just the right theme. And that theme was...!
“Let’s make some babies! It’s Live-On family planning, woooo!” yelled Shion-mama.
Yep. In fact, some would say we might have even put in too much effort.
: rip headphone users
: could we have sanitized the name of the project just a little?
: this stream has a theme much like porn has a plot
: Is Shion-mama okay? Why does it sound like she's about to hyperventilate?
“Hello! Welcome, welcome. I am your lovely host and guide to all things motherhood, Shion Kaminari! Let’s introduce our fantastic lineup for this stream, starting with my genmates, who are definitely here of their own free will!”
“Ladies and gents, Sei-sama here. Shion invites me to do anything, I forget to do my due diligence and accept.”
“It’s Nekoma Hirune! Even with how much I like shitty stream projects, this was still one I wanted to skip out on!”
“Woo! Give it up for my girls!” Shion-mama said. “Lastly we have Shuwa-chan and Alice-chan—take it away!”
“Pshh! Y’all know I gotta start off this one already buzzed! It’s ya girl, Shuwa-chan!”
“I signed up as soon as I confirmed the stream name and Awayuki-dono’s attendance! Alice Soma!”
“A big thank you to all of my wonderful guests! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!!!” Shion-mama said.
: oh yeah, this gon be good
: poor genmates...
: was... was Shion-mama always like this?
: yesn't
: so when are we gonna get to, you know, explaining what the heck this is all about?
“Shion, some poor souls in chat are confused. It’s good that you’re excited, but let’s get back on track. You’re the host, aren’t you?” Sei-sama said.
“Oh! You’re right, Sei! My bad, my bad,” Shion-mama said. “All right, so! On today’s stream, with the help of everyone here, we’ll be making some babies!”
“Good girl,” Sei-sama said.
“Nekoma-senpai, something needs to be done about these two. Permission to interject?” I said.
“Go for it!” she said.
“Okay! Readying up my reusable, unguided, shoulder-launched, anti-tank rocket launcher.”
“Don’t push your luck...” Nekoma-senpai said.
“Ooh, ooh, Awayuki-dono! Me, me! You can interject in me! With a rocket launcher, your cock, whatever!”
“Because we’re making babies? It’s because we’re making babies, isn’t it! Ah ha ha ha! You guys are so into it, I love it!” Shion-mama said.
Crickets started chirping. Shion-mama was clearly at twice her usual levels of excitement. Like she was drunk. Except she definitely wasn’t. Terrifyingly, she was stone-cold sober.
I supposed I’d explain it to the chat, then, since clearly no one else was willing. But just as I was about to, Shion-mama abruptly began talking about it herself.
“As you all know,” she began, “I pride myself as the mother of Live-On, and I spoil all of its talents like they were my own. But recently, many of them have started pulling away from me. Now I have a lot of love to give, but not enough people around to accept it.”
If you haven’t guessed it already, let me spell it out for you.
“So you see? This is all your fault,” she said, addressing the four of us. “I’ve got all this frustration pent up. Which is why...”
Shion-mama had lost it.
“I want your babies. All of them.”
She’d lost it—completely.