They’d been up for hours, but Sarai would probably wait until tomorrow to comment. Aside from Sarai, how many other people had commented by now? I decided to take a look.
“Man Livestreams One-Man Hide And Seek, Never Comes Back!”
From J-Cast News
There’s a certain video on Niconico that’s attracting a lot of attention.
It’s a livestream of a man performing a ritual called “One-Man Hide And Seek,” as described in urban legends.
Get this: there’s a rumor that after the broadcast, the streamer vanished!
The video is approximately three hours in length, and consists of nothing but footage of a doll sitting in the streamer’s room. Nothing special seems to happen. But after the upload, the streamer, who had regularly been posting over 100 tweets a day to his Twitter account, ceased to update the account altogether. And a woman believed to be the man’s sister wrote on her own blog that her brother had suddenly vanished.
Upon noticing this, one of the streamer’s followers contacted the Musashino area police, who confirmed that a missing person report had been filed for him.
■NEET God
The whole thing sounds like a setup to me, lol.
And what’s more, J-Cast just ripped this whole thing off of 2ch.
And what’s with all these livestreams of One-Man Hide And Seek, anyway?
There’s like a billion of the things.
What’s that? “Explain One-Man Hide And Seek”?
Lmgtfy, jackass.
Okay, Basariters, rip it apart.
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FIRST POST, BITCHES!
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Snake, what’s wrong? Snake? SNAAKKKKEEEE!
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We don’t even know for sure that the guy on the missing person report is the same guy as the streamer.
Where do people get this shit? Lol
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>4
2ch figured out that guy lived in Kichijoji, which is in Musashino. After that they saw a missing person report in the newspaper for a guy in Musashino, and then it hit the news sites.
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You guys don’t honestly think this is real, right? Dude’s probably just trying to run from some bad debts or something.
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NEET God, stop putting up these crappy articles all the time.
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>18
But from the photos I saw, he’d put some real effort into setting it up. It’s obvious he was pretty serious about doing the livestream.
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Man this stuff was old news ages ago. Who gives a crap about Solo Hide-and-Seek these days NEET God, get with the times, damn it.
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It’s okay to trip.
It’s okay to fall.
It’s okay to play hide-and-seek.
That’s what it means to be human.
By Mitsuwo
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If the guy who went missing in Musashino really is the guy from the Solo Hide-and-Seek video, wouldn’t this be bigger news?
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No way is the news gonna talk about this stuff. Since when does the mainstream media cover anything occult?
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I laughed when I found out that there are as many variants for the rules of One-Man Hide And Seek as there are for rules of poker.
“The Curse of Kokkuri-san Is Seriously Terrifying!”
From Twitter
@shimizuBBA
I heard from someone in my club that four girls from the third-year class were playing Kokkuri-san, and one of them took her finger off the board. She ended up going crazy and they had to take her to the hospital. There was an ambulance at school sometime during the fall. So that’s what that was? Scary!
■NEET God
The source is Twitter, home of the stupidest people on the internet.
Okay, Basariters, rip it apart.
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Kokkuri-san is like a Japanese ouija board. It scares the hell out of me.
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Obvious BS, lol. But I like this stuff about a Kichijoji high school girl, so feel free to keep going.
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Kokkuri-san = Ko (Fox), Ku (Dog) Ri (Raccoon).
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My grandma caught me playing Kokkuri-san once and started screaming at me. She told me to never, ever play it. She’s dead now, though.
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Why are all these articles from Kichijoji, lol. Is that place cursed or something? This place is turning into a local newspaper.
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She’s currently locked in a psych ward and they’re not letting her receive visitors.
Source: A friend who goes to the same school.
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>24
You’re obviously NEET God using an alt. You’re fooling nobody. You don’t need to make crap up to try and make this more exciting, lol
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Don’t you use a 5-yen piece to play Kokkuri-san? In the age of digital currency I bet the ghosts are bored off their asses (@_@)
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Just use your Suica card that you use for the trains.
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>42
I bet it makes that “ding” noise when it stops over a certain letter.
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Stop it, you’ll open the automatic turnstile to the spirit world! Lol
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More like COCK-kuri-san iykwimaityd
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I looked up how the hell stuff like Kokkuri-san and ouija boards actually work and it’s a kind of group hypnosis. Maybe it really is that scary. Post-hypnotic suggestions and mind control are real, after all.
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I don’t believe in hypnosis and mind control, anyway. I’m sure it wouldn’t work on me lol
“Is It True That a Girl Once Lived with a Mummy?”
From the Tokyo Urban Legends Blog
Did you know that there’s a huge mansion that’s been unoccupied for years in a corner of a Kichijoji residential district?
Several years ago, a mummified corpse was found there. The TV shows were all over it.
It seems the body belonged to a resident of the mansion who died from an illness.
But there’s actually a terrifying rumor surrounding the incident.
There was another person who was living with the mummy in the mansion: a girl who was only 14 or 15 years old!
■NEET God:
A loli who lives with a mummy lol.
It sounds like an H-game.
When’s the movie version coming?
Okay, Basariters, rip it apart.
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FROST PRIST
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http://www.love*lovedeaiknews.com/archive13/
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So the mummy was banging the girl, right?
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For the first time in my life, I want to be a mummy
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Let’s go to the sea, Brother. You love the sea, right?
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>7
That’s right. You put the dried mummy in the sea and it puffs up, and goes back to being a person. Wait, that’s dried seaweed!
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Guys you’re missing the most important part. They found a mummy in some family’s house! And this girl was hiding it from the cops! And the body had gone missing from a hospital after the guy had died there! That’s a crime!
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You’ve got me there. I bet the hospital was trying to keep it... under wraps!
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“Mummy” is a bad way to put it. “Mummified body” is better.
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I bet he was just lonely, and wanted his MUMMY. haha. Get it?
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If you’ve got a thing for bandaged chicks, you’ll loved mummies.
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I thought mummies only had bandages in anime.
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I’m pretty sure that some Egyptian mummies have bandages and some don’t. (^^)
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So who took the body from the hospital to the house, and why? Is there a source somewhere?
“Gah... I hate to say it, but without that nerd Sarai, the rest of them are all morons.”
I softly closed the lid of my laptop, and let out a long, long sigh.
“I’m feeling extremely tired all of a sudden. Let’s get some food. I’ve been working all day, and I’m starving.”
“Working? You?”
“That’s right. I’m the site admin.”