“Emergency detected. Emergency detected. Emergency detected.”
Far below the party, an alarm rang out on the deepest floor of the dungeon.
Curled up on a tiny cushion, a creature slept on, unbothered. She looked human at first glance, but she was the size of a little doll—small enough to fit into a human’s palm. Translucent wings fluttered gently on her back.
“Mmmhhh, zzzzzz...”
“Emergency detected. Emergency detected. Intruders detected. The dungeon is being invaded. Immediate response recommended.”
“Heh heh... So many hot guys...” she mumbled in her sleep, clearly in the middle of a very nice dream.
“Emergency detected. Emergency detected. Emergency detected.”
The sirens kept blaring, but she snoozed blissfully through them...