Go, Kuroi! Unleash your Spear of Rage Rush! Ha! Ha! This way, demon! And don’t call me a coward, either. Whittling down a strong enemy from far away is a sure-win strategy in hard games. Brick by brick, you take them apart. It’s common knowledge.
Whoa! It threw a palace gate at me. Hilarious! As if that would hit me. Chocolate Pudding easily dodges to the side. Then, I respond with another volley of spears. This is almost like a different game; I feel like I’m a lone ground fighter repelling a bunch of alien invaders.
Oh, nice! I lured it out onto the field. The quakes it’s making are crazy, though. This will be your grave, demon! An open field, in the middle of the day? Obviously speed is going to win out.
Okay, use up the remainder of your magic to Call Einherjar! Come, my heroic spirits! More, more! I want ten thousand of you! Well, that might be impossible, but in my mind, that’s how large my army is! Oh, and lots of cavalry, please. Then, without delay, I put them into auto-battle mode. I leave the rest to you! Should be child’s play with how many warriors I summoned.
Now, hi-yo Silver... I mean, Chocolate Pudding! Away! Destroy the other demon, Kuroi! I know all of your mana is gone, so you can’t recover, and that it’s taking all you’ve got to keep your horse summoned, let alone fight... But there’s a way to bring this back from the brink: this! Oh, you can’t see it... Then again, I don’t even know if I’ll be able to publish this video, to be honest.
Anyway, it’s this! My VR set; the expensive one! Does anyone see where I’m going with this? Yes, that’s right. The most common of VR game conventions—a VR connection perk. Okay, I just plug it in, mess with the settings, peel off the film on the visor’s screen, and... boom!
You see, VR isn’t really suitable for action games. It makes people motion sick, and you can smack into a wall or desk and hurt yourself. It’s just hard to use in general. The most common use for it is, well... adult stuff, you know? Obviously that would piss off game devs. Like, they pour a lot of resources into their games. DDR especially, since it’s so detailed. That’s why most games give VR connections special perks by default.
As for what that is in DDR, according to the strategy sites, it’s a complete recovery of health and mana. Yeah, I know, kinda boring. They could at least give you an elixir item that you can use at all times. Honestly, I haven’t ever tried VR before because of this; it’s a common theme among the most dedicated players.
Anyway, I’m all set up now. Okay, Kuroi, I’m going to be borrowing your vision for a bit!
Dive into the world of DDR!