Chapter: 226 In Need Of A Gift.
Boom!
Vulely: “…”
Guanyu: “…”
Celia: “…”
Like Guanyu mentioned earlier, Celia was waiting for us. Why? She needed to go out, trying to find something that wouldn’t be in Home. Specifically, my wife wanted to get us a shared gift for the wedding. Ignoring how she’s already given us so much, Celia did swear to us that it’d be a…sane gift.
Rather than let her go alone (we all knew how bad of an idea that would end up being), Guanyu and I decided to leave with Celia. Mostly for fun, and secondarily to protect her from…herself, and anything else absurd. Unfortunately, our first, absolutely random Dimension stop, had giant spider Monsters living in it. Skyscraper tall… So, as you’d expect from her, Celia wasn’t able to resist nuking this entire planet in one go.
Celia: “D-did I…just commit a genocide? Everything else besides those spiders…gone.” She asked with a deeply remorseful and worried tone.
Vulely: “No, you didn’t kill anything innocent. Going by the System information for this Dimension, the last Humanoid beings died off quite a few million years ago. Looks like those spiders had complete dominance over this planet.” I calmly clarified with a coaxing tone.
Guanyu: “Ah, then, thankfully, our wife has merely fulfilled her rightful duty. For polluting Celia’s eyes with their filthy selves…instant destruction is honestly too good of an end for them.” She mused with a scoff.
Celia: “…”
Vulely: “Don’t worry, Celia. None of those Monsters had Souls, so they were truly mindless beasts.” I added, giving Celia a hug.
She had a similar reaction a while bad, when Celia accidentally got too angry. Rather, the spiders…aren’t a concern, nor does Celia feel much grief over killing them. Instead, it was the act of using a lot of power on instinct, which led to a whole planet now being space dust.
Sounds a bit dramatic, right? Well, think of it like this: Celia killed a planet purely on accident, her doing the equivalent of a normal person jumping in freight. Except, instead of maybe giving off a shriek, or stumbling backwards, Celia basically sneezed, and then, POOF, no more Planet of the Spiders…
A Bit Later.
To cool off, we went to a modern Dimension; and the Cultivator chose the destination for the aforementioned relaxation. She went with a Chinese teahouse, typical of a Cultivator, I guess. However, why the fuck am I sitting in that woman’s lap?!…
Celia: “Damn, I’ve wasted a whole day. I can’t believe those stupid bugs left me disturbed for this long…” She expressed with a groan, before then sipping some of her tea.
Guanyu: “Like sexuality, fears, or phobias tend to be innate, and aren’t really things that one can fully get rid of. In my experience, they can only be endured.” She coaxed, patting my head instead of her wife’s.
Vulely: “H-hey…Guanyu, why exactly am I on your lap? Surely, Celia would be a better fit. You aren’t…planning on seducing me, are you, Guanyu?” I asked with a nervous giggle.
Celia: “I don’t mind if she that’s her plan; though I doubt that Guanyu is able to have another lover besides me.” She added with a confident tone, taking a bite of a cookie.
Vulely: “…” “Noooooo! Even if Guanyu is just messing with me, I forgot that Celia is submissive to her, and is absolutely willing to throw me to this wolf of a woman!!!” I inwardly exclaimed with a tone of pure regret, mainly for letting myself get into this vulnerable position.