After sending the messenger back, I invited Tiamat for a stroll. We walked, heading for a little hill that overlooked the town.
“You’re inviting me to go outside... What’s the occasion?”
“I wanted to apologize.”
“Did you do something that warrants an apology, Eiji?”
A natural question. I prepared myself with a short inhale.
“I called your brother a piece of shit, several times.”
“...You knew?” Tiamat said, after a moment of silence long enough for light to travel three million kilometers. She looked at me.
“I realized after I died. I’m surprised at how incompetent I was.”
In summary, I explained my story so far. My partner listened to me, nodding along.
“I’m surprised the Inspector had such a trick up his sleeve.”
“His?”
“That’s the kind of existence it is. It’ll appear as a man or a woman, according to your mindset. Didn’t he explain that to you?”
“Right... I remember something like that...”
Something about shaping herself after what was in my mind. In short, I figured that she appeared in a form we can understand. If she had appeared to me in a form reminiscent of Nyarlathotep, my Sanity would have hit zero in the blink of an eye.
“I don’t know about that comparison. Who are you trying to appeal to with your Call of Cthulhu reference?”
Sorry, I couldn’t help it.
“By the way, why do you look like that?”
“If I was going into a fantasy world, I wanted to play something non-human.”
That’s it?! That’s why you’re a dragon?!
Nonhuman is a wide spectrum, too. She could have been an elegant elf with gold locks and blue eyes, or a glamorous she-demon, or a cute little hobbit... Not even a Dragonborn, but she had to be a straight-up dragon. That was a little too kinky for me!
“And you’d sleep with that elf, right? Without realizing she was your fiancée.”
“N-N-N-N-Never! I’m a f-f-f-f-faithful man!”
“That’s something you should say without avoiding eye contact.”
Tiamat cackled boisterously. While I remembered my fiancée to be a woman full of humor, she was never this eccentric. What happened?
“Besides, I would have too much resemblance to Shizuru if I looked like my human self. Although the people alive today are generations after him, I didn’t want anyone to see the connection,” she added in a rather serious tone.
Someone who doesn’t know her might think that this was the real reason, but I wasn’t about to fall for that trick. Without a doubt, and with all sincerity, the first reason she gave was her real reason for her decision. Tacking on some legitimate-sounding reason to manipulate my psyche was one of her usual tactics. She was a master of conversation; she didn’t make a living as a student counselor for giggles.
“Can you return to your human self, by the way?” I changed the subject.
Even if the real reason was the one she added on, or even if she had some other reason, no matter how dire that reason was, she would crack jokes with all of her might. She would risk her life for a laugh. That’s the kind of woman she was, never letting anyone see her in pain. I knew that well, and that was why I wanted to support her. That much has never changed.
“No. More accurately, this is my form in this world. I could use a transformation spell to take a human form, but that would only be a disguise.”
“So, you can...”
I would have preferred that, if it could be done.
“I can.”
As soon as she confirmed it, her appearance changed with a puff of smoke... to a middle-aged man with rippling muscles like Conan the Barbarian.
“Why did you turn into a man?!”
“It’s a transformation spell. I can be whoever I want to be.”
The man laughed, as he twitched his pecs up and down. Yep. Not exactly what I was hoping for.
“...Dragon, please...”
“Mm-hm.”
She returned to her old form with another poof. Oh, how nice it was to recognize her again. Dang it.
“We may have scared off the messenger, but danger is still afoot,” Tiamat said, looking down on the city from the little hill.
In the far distance, we could see the castle. That’s where I was killed.
“Right. We just dodged the first bullet.”
Follow that messenger, and I would have been killed. We simply avoided that. Now that we’d sent away the messenger, they would soon be moving on to their next move. It was difficult to predict, at this point, whether they would try to get rid of us diplomatically or by force. I didn’t get the script for what was about to happen. A re-do was a re-do, but I didn’t really gain any edge from it.
“Hm. I did warn Baze and Hieronymus about it using Thought Speech. They won’t fall for a sudden attack.”
“Magic’s pretty handy, isn’t it?”
“Too bad you can’t use it.”
“You’re a Dosanko too, Tia.”
“My body belongs to this world. And, I’m a dragon. The most powerful species alive.”
“Dammit! Dammit!”
I have nothing, and my fiancée is loaded head to toe with cheat codes. It wasn’t fair. Could I not have gotten something? I wasn’t asking for laser eyes or anything.
“That being said, they shouldn’t be coming at us with blunt force.”
“Why do you think so?”
“All of your friends, including me, are strong, Eiji. If we clash head-on, Azur would be left with considerable damage, too.”
“Guess you’re right.”
I could definitely agree with that. That’s why they had poisoned me, to cut off the head of the group to eliminate structure from our party.
“A long con, then? Like talking crap about what we’re doing.”
“Seems feasible.”
They could ban or prosecute the edamame, gagd meat, and beet sugar as the devil’s food or something. Even on Earth, this was a tactic in the playbook of religious groups. In modern Japan, health products with no science to their merit are promoted on TV all the time. Even when distributors are prosecuted, the media that promoted the product get away scot-free. Just a testament against wholeheartedly believing any information you hear on TV, or on the internet. Any words spoken without liability is worth no more than a rumor.
“That being said, rumors can be a powerful force. No sense looking for proof or liability in them.”
“Right. It’s not something anyone could handle alone,” I agreed.
“And, what is your plan if the throne employs those tactics?”
“There is no plan. We turn away and run.”
“Oh?”
“The Inspector told me...”
I relayed to Tia that there are many people suffering from beriberi in the neighboring kingdom of Noura too. In fact, I figured that the disease had spread throughout the entire continent.
“Well, most of the continent is not occupied by humans.”
The area that was occupied, apparently, was only a little bit larger than Hokkaido. We were in a medieval world, after all. The area in question was nowhere near as vast as a continent on Earth. On the flip side, that was probably why rice farming spread so quickly. Without a civilized method of communication, it was natural that the affected area was limited.
In any case, only saving the kingdom of Azur was pointless. Our endeavors were far from successful if we couldn’t spread our cure to all of the areas where people mostly ate white rice and not much else.
“That’s why... I thought we could go on a trip.”
“The world tour of saving the world.”
“It’s nothing to get hyped up about. But if there are countries where we can get close to the center of the government, we could gain a lot more reach.”
In Azur, we couldn’t even do that. It was stressful to have a target on your head, and to be honest, being killed once had kind of traumatized me. Even if it was by the descendant of my fiancée’s brother. How could I be chummy with someone who held malicious, or even murderous, intentions towards me? Sorry, but I wasn’t that noble. I had no desire to approach the royalty of Azur anymore. Of course, if they were to approach us, I was willing to hear them out.
“Chicken.”
“But when I was killed, oh boy, did you lose it. It was adorable.” I grinned.
“Shut up.”
The dragon’s tail swished around and forcefully spanked my butt.