Ummm, let’s see… Nice to meet you. I should probably start there. My name is Crimvael. My acquaintances call me Crim, so please feel free to do the same. This may become apparent the moment you look at my head or my back, but yes, I’m an angel. I have a halo and wings, and they’re not fake. Is this your first encounter with an angel? It must be. As a general rule, we’re not really allowed to come down to the surface. My fall was a bit of an accident… The full details are something of a proprietary secret of Heaven. My apologies. The moment I fell to the surface, I was attacked by a monster. I was terrified. We don’t have any scary-looking monsters in Heaven, and my halo had broken somehow, so I couldn’t use my powers to defend myself. My mind was racing with thoughts like Oh no, I’m going to die!, Oh no, oh no, this is bad!, and Oh— I forgot to bring the laundry in… I was so scared, I couldn’t speak or even stand. I thought I was going to be eaten, but just at that moment— Whoosh! Plonk! An arrow flew through the air and lodged itself into the back of the monster’s head, though it didn’t seem to do any significant damage. This creature was massive, towering over me like a building, and I don’t think the arrow even pierced its skull. But it was enough to stop it dead in its tracks. “Get it, Stunk!” Just then, Zel— Oh, Zel is a male elf. He’s also a succubus-joint obsessed per—um, what I mean to say is, he’s a very sensual person who loves women. At any rate, Zel, who I’d never seen before, yelled from the shadow of a tree, a bow in his hand. A flash of light tore through the sky. At first, I thought it was a ray of hope straight from God. A moment later, the monster had fallen to the ground in large pieces, divided along the lacerations wrought by the flash. It was truly impressive swordsmanship. It was over in a single slash—no, two slashes executed in the same amount of time it would take a normal person to make one. And just like that, the monster had been felled. The swordsman was Stunk. He’s also a perv— No, I shouldn’t say anything mean about him. He saved my life. To be honest, at the time, the two of them looked like true heroes to me. It’s hard to believe they’re actually…well, never mind. “Are you okay, young…man?” Stunk was staring hard at me and knitting his brows. “You an angel? Don’t think I’ve met one o’ you before.” “Me neither. Not once in two hundred years.” Stunk and Zel seemed unfazed. The surface world was populated by so many different species; running into someone completely new was probably a common occurrence for them. Their subdued reactions further reinforced my belief that they were great heroes. “We’ll drop you off at a town up ahead. Just follow us.” It was decided just like that. I didn’t even get a chance to show my gratitude. Looking back, it’s embarrassing to think these two were the only ones I could rely on for help. “Could you find it in your heart to let me accompany you for the time being? Please, I have nowhere else to turn.” I was grasping at straws. I was unable to return to Heaven while my halo was broken, and with little knowledge of the world below, I needed someone I could depend on. But I had no idea what I was in for… The pair willingly heard my plea. They even went so far as to promise they’d support me as best they could until my halo was repaired. On one condition. “When your halo gets fixed, you gotta take us to Heaven!” And when I asked why… “Why else? To see if they have succubus joints in Heaven!” …That’s right. It may bear repeating, and it seems ungrateful to the ones who saved my life. However… …Stunk and Zel are reprobate sinners, utterly devoted to the base desires that compose their very beings. And they expected me to take them to a den of debauchery staffed by angels and gods! Absolutely unfathomable! Anyway, shortly after I arrived in town, I…er…ummm… Urgh… Heaven, forgive me… Soon after I fell to the surface, I was taken to a succubus joint. Stunk and Zel covered my fees, and I entered a world of sinful indulgence. The desire to share pleasure with another is a virtue, is it not? If you think about it that way, they’re actually upstanding gentlemen. They’re certainly not evildoers. But you know… Now that I think about it…… They knew I was an angel, yet they brought me to a brothel immediately! The nerve! To be honest, being there made me even more nervous than when I had gotten cornered by that vicious monster. My face was on fire, and I was completely out of my element. I had no idea what I was doing! By the way, the place we visited was called Meow Meow Paradise. The establishment was staffed exclusively by cat hybrids, and their enthusiastic meows were oddly alluring. Given it had only taken that small amount of stimulation to rouse my interest, I started to panic. “This is his first time, so make sure he gets a good one.” Oh, Zel, you were so considerate. Thanks to him, my girl was a real winner…though I still think it’s impolite to talk about women that way. Regardless, it has to be said. The succu-girl I got paired with was delightful, to say the least… Her name was Mii. She was covered in soft fur from head to toe, and there was a striped pattern on her ears and tail. Her expression was dripping with lust, as if she had just sniffed catnip. For the first time in my life, I felt a strange sensation between my legs. “Meow… I’ve never been with an angel before.” Atop the bed in our playroom, Mii hugged me from behind. Though it goes without saying, I felt two soft lumps pressing into my back. They were oh so plush. And because they were covered in fur, the tighter she gripped herself against me, the more I felt myself sinking into them. The pliability of her prodigious pair was a godsent miracle. I could feel my mind starting to melt… Ah, how I adore breasts… Oh, but this is a common opinion! In fact, Stunk and Zel love breasts on an instinctual level! To deny them their love is to deny a living organism the foundation of its identity! …Though if I made that argument to God, God would probably say That’s not true at all. I wonder if I fell from grace the moment I fell from Heaven… It was easy to think that way because…Mii’s breasts were so big. Later on, when I asked Stunk, he said she was probably a G-cup, or maybe even an H-cup. Faced with a such a titanic bust, it was small wonder I became so stiff. And by that, I mean I was so nervous, I was practically frozen solid. Though I would be lying if I said I wasn’t also hard down there… “Is it your furrrst time in a place like this?” I was too flustered to answer her. It was indeed my first time at a succubus joint, and I was already in over my head. I was captivated by her sweet scent, her exploring hands, her delicate paw pads, her breasts she kept glued to me, her breasts she smushed against my back, her paw pads, her pillowy thighs…and her breasts. Did I mention her breasts yet…? “Why don’t we rrrinse off in the shower?” I blindly followed her lead. I wouldn’t have known what to do with myself otherwise. I just assumed if I did as she asked, heaven would await me in the end. I’m so sorry, God. Once I surrendered myself to her, the things I experienced were nothing short of divine. I had delved into an unknown world of slippery, syrupy, and sensual bliss. In other words, she was washing me in the bath… Well, I call it washing, but in truth, it was more of a full-body rubdown, with every inch of my flesh at the mercy of her paws. It felt so good. “You’re thin, but your skin is so soft, just like a girl’s… Down here, however, you’re a regular lady-killer. ” Mii gulped a number of times to keep herself from drooling in between phrases like “My god,” “It’s unbelievable,” “So big,” “Bad boy,” and “This torture device would make any woman scream.” Back then, I wasn’t familiar with the many ways men and women spoke to each other. I thought she was genuinely upset with me, and I started to sniffle and tear up. “Is it really…sniffle… Is it really that bad?” “Bad? It’s pawsitively evil… You are in so much trouble. I need to punish you right meow.” Mii let out a mischievous giggle as she ran a paw over my torture device. “Oh—!” Lightning raced up my thighs, and I jumped. As her soapy, wet fingers traveled up and down the length of it, my entire body was awash with minute electric shocks. “Ah— Oh, umm— Oh, ohhh?! What the…? What—unnnh…!” The rain cloud over my head vanished in the blink of an eye. I became focused, body and soul, on the wondrous numbing sensation. I had yet to comprehend that what I was feeling was pleasure. Overwhelmed, all I could do was cry out as I latched onto Mii’s chest for dear life. “Hahh, ungh, wait… Mii, please wait…!” “I don’t think so. It was awfully naughty of you to conceal such a lethal weapon between your legs. I’m gonna have to get serious, so prepare yourself, okay? This is legitimate self-defense…!” Mii then launched into a feat of acrobatics unlike anything I had ever seen before. She unleashed her special move: a concentrated erotic massage using her paws, breasts, and everything else. How she managed to effortlessly glide her entire body from base to tip and back again, I’ll never know. Words simply can’t do it justice. There wasn’t a single shop I visited afterward that provided a similar experience. As it turns out, Mii’s rough, feline tongue effectively barred her from the realm of oral pleasure, and that was what prompted her to perfect other techniques. In no time at all, I was twitching and writhing and then— Yes. I came. “Meowww… Wow… Oh my god…it’s still coming out! A big load for a big boy. And you’re still so hard! How about it? Got another one in ya?” I ended up cumming three more times after that. Ropes of thick, sticky fluid covered Mii’s face, hands, and chest. It was so viscous, I was worried it would get stuck in her fur and be impossible to remove without some special cleansing lube. I had never imagined my body could produce such…volume. It had a peculiar smell to it, too… “Mmm, I love this smell.” Mii playfully swished some around in her mouth. She then opened wide and swirled it around her rough tongue, and I could see the myriad threads of white. It was the height of eroticism. “I usually charge extra for this, but…it’s your first time, and your milk is so sweet and delicious. As an extra special treat, I’ll drink it all right meow.” Gulp. Mii fervently swallowed my heavy cream. “Mmph…glug… Pfah! Thanks for the snack.” She graciously took my impurity within herself. I couldn’t hold back and I… I, um… I returned to the bath with her and came one more time. But I still wasn’t finished. I felt like I could keep going forever. That was around the time I slipped up and got careless… She ended up figuring it out—my secret, that is. “Oh me, oh my, what have we here? Dear customer, could it be…?” As Mii washed my body with cleansing lube, her chest pressed up against my crotch—against a deeper place between my thighs—and her slit-shaped pupils contracted. “You’re a boy…and a girl?” …Yes, that’s right. We angels are intersex. It seems this isn’t common knowledge on the surface. We don’t really have breasts, but we do have both kinds of bits between our legs. If Stunk and the other pervs found out, they would probably try to jump me…or that was my fear anyway. As a precaution, I decided to keep my lady bits a secret. “Purrrr.” I didn’t really understand the intent behind Mii’s mischievous glance. I was in a succubus joint, where any and all words and gestures contained worlds of hidden meaning. The truth only came out in bed. “Let’s make your furrrst time a pawsitive experience. Just relax and enjoy.” As I lay faceup on the bed, Mii straddled me. My body squirmed with anticipation as I thrashed about below. She teased her entrance over the tip. She was about to swallow me whole… There was no turning back… The world grew hazy…or maybe I was just flustered. At any rate, I had been completely swept up in her momentum. “Mmm, nya!” Undeterred by my hesitation, Mii slid me inside all at once. I was engulfed by a hot, slippery sensation, and before I could even fully process what I was feeling—pshooo! I blew another load as easily as one would exchange greetings. “Mnf…hff…hee-hee, you sure have a lot of energy for a first-timer.” After seeing how happy Mii looked, I couldn’t help feeling a little proud of myself. Getting to finish inside her was indescribable. That said, I wasn’t given the chance to savor the lingering sense of ecstasy. “Here comes the hurricane.” As I struggled with pointless thoughts like Is hurricane another name for male genitalia? Mii fell upon me with reckless abandon. My concerns hadn’t even crossed her mind. Her hip work was otherworldly. She was a feline, after all… There was no limit to her body’s potential for smooth, coordinated movement. Her tail danced wildly as she grinded back and forth, side to side, ’round and ’round. The way she moved made it abundantly clear that she had no intention of showing me any mercy. That must have been how the monster felt right before Stunk killed it. “Unh, I c-can’t, I can’t, oh God…! I’m cumming, I’m cumming, I’m cumming—!!” Immediately, I came inside again. With my last shot depleted, I was running on empty. Looking back on my experience, it’s a wonder the sheer ecstasy didn’t leave me in a vegetative state. “Mmm, meowww! I can’t believe you still came so much! You have a cute face, but your sexual appetite is off the charts, you horny little angel…” Mii had taken to nuzzling her cheek against mine when she was happy. By then, I was drunk on the feeling of her soft fur. Being close enough to nuzzle me meant she was also close enough for me to feel her breasts pressing against me. But no matter how I drowned in pleasure, it seemed Mii wasn’t done with me just yet… “Now then, I wonder what’ll happen when I do this.” I could feel something long and fluffy prodding at my pearly gates. It was her tail. “Ah—!” A voice I had never heard before leaked out of my own mouth. As my femininity took the reins, a gasp of pleasure escaped my nose. Up to that point, my gates had been shut tight to the world. But now, the dam was fit to burst. Not to mention, my ivory tower, yet to fall, was still buried in Mii’s warmth. I had no energy left to resist. “Ahh, no…! Not there…! Please, anywhere but there!” “Don’t you worry, kitten. I’ll be much gentler than a man ever would…” …I don’t think I need to explain what happened next. That day, I lost my virginity. Twice. Mii’s fluffy cat-tail made short work of me. I didn’t even have the luxury of writhing in exhaustion. Both halves of my sex were screaming. “Hahh…hahh…hahh…hahh! Oh Goddd…!!” As my gateway erupted, my tower followed suit. An unrelenting deluge. There was no end to it. Manna rained ceaselessly from my dual heavens. How could I, a tainted angel, ever hope to show my face in front of God or my fellows again? “Purrr… What a feast that was. Your O-face was the icing on the cake, my little angel.” Mii affectionately kneaded my head with her paw pads as she spoke. The praise she lavished me with helped ease the guilt, if only a little. I felt so dirty. Despite all that has happened, I am still an angel. Maybe having my reentry into Heaven barred by my broken halo was a blessing in disguise… It hasn’t been fixed yet, so for the moment, I remain on the surface. In an attempt to support myself, I took a job at a local pub called Ye Pubbe. Sometimes, I write reviews of succubus joints that then get posted on the bulletin board at the pub, and that brings in a little money, too. I am finally making enough to live in relative comfort. …And I still visit succubus joints often. Or no— Not really! I only really go when Stunk invites me! I almost never go…of my own volition. I’m not like Stunk. I’m not a slave to the compass swinging between my legs! What’s more, my gates have remained firmly shut ever since. It’s not that I didn’t enjoy myself, but having both bits stimulated at the same time was way too much for me. It felt amazing, yet terrifying, and a little embarrassing. That’s why when I found myself at this new shop, I found it hard to relax right away.
Chapter 4
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