Chapter 16

Simple is best. 2006/03/19 20:15 The maid costume. This outfit has been a cornerstone of the recent “moe” boom, but I have my misgivings. Sure, the maid outfit might be tops in terms of image. And hearing someone say, “Welcome home, master,” is indeed rather moe. However. It doesn’t work that way when Y-ko is wearing it. All it means is that she ends more sentences with “master” than before, and nothing else is different. There is no attempt to serve or please. She believes that she can toss in a “master” here and there and can otherwise say whatever the hell she wants. “I want to eat stew, master.”“I want a new BL game, master.”“Roy x Ed, haah, haah… master.” It’s constantly like this. That’s not moe. There’s no way to find that moe. In the last case, there’s nothing even remotely moe-possible about it. But that’s not all. My biggest problem is this… A maid outfit is like a huge overcoat! Not only that, but it has way too many buttons. If I’m trying to undo them all with one hand, I’d get a cramp before I finished. Don’t ask what the other hand is doing; I’ll leave that to your imagination. Even if I use both hands, there are still way too many. Even if I did them in chunks with short breaks in between, there are still way too many. Don’t ask what we’d be doing during those breaks; I’ll leave that to your imagination. That’s right. The maid outfit has many challenges associated with it. Many minutes later… She came back from the bathroom, oddly excited. She had a huge bath towel wrapped tightly around her body. Flap! She ripped the towel right off! And underneath— A huge, loose dress shirt (light pink)!! Yes, the dress shirt that I left behind last time, when I wore my new suit! The light pink color was a perfect match for the fresh-out-of-the-bath look—very sexy! Not only that, but a sheerness you can’t get with a thick, bulky maid costume! Because of the height difference between us, her hands didn’t even reach the sleeves! And not only that, the shirt is just barely transparent (this is the most important part)! Well done, Y-ko! You know exactly where my tastes run!!