You are really an upright and good Taoist priest

Synopsis

The narrative centers on a Taoist practitioner who prides himself on his asceticism and moral purity. While other cultivators are known to keep supernatural pets or "little monsters," the protagonist insists he is far too upright for such distractions. This short work reads like a satirical take on the cultivation genre, reminiscent of "ironic protagonist" tropes found in brief BL vignettes. It is ideal for readers seeking a quick, lighthearted diversion with a focus on character irony rather than plot complexity. However, those searching for an expansive world or a long-term emotional investment should skip this entry. Given its brevity, the pacing is immediate, focusing entirely on a single conceptual joke or dynamic. The standout quality is the contrast between the protagonist's self-perception and the likely reality of his situation.