“Whoa!”
From the entrance came the sound of someone dropping a huge sword.
“No way. Haru, don’t tell me you put those cat ears on for me...?”
Ugh, here he comes, Mr. Annoying.
“So, Haru. Kiyori is pretty cute, but in terms of who puts in more effort, it’s definitely you, so—”
“Shut up, Pizza-Face Japan. I had another pain-in-the-ass day ’cause of you, so I’m not sleeping with you. Lupe, do some Talking Time with this guy.”
“Huh? M-Me?”
I practically forced Lupe and Chiba together and proceeded to work the room with my sales smile. I buttered everyone up with my kitty face.
Instead of buying Lupe after their Talking Time ended, Chiba purposely came up to me a few times to say, “Well, I’m going,” but I pretended to be busy and ignored him.
He’d been all about my cat ears, but in the end, he trudged home. I asked Lupe what he was like and she said, “Well, at first it was as awkward as you’d expect, given the situation,” but apparently she’d gotten him hooked. I’d expect nothing less from Lupe-senpai.
Actually, I really was busy. For my part, I was sensing people getting hooked on my cat ears.
A bunch of customers there to drink wanted to mess with me, and Sumo turned bright red at just the sight of my face.
I thought I would chat with Sumo in cat language, but then the blacksmith said I reminded him of a cat he used to have and bought me for upstairs.
I decided to give him full-on cat play.
“Nyaaaa.”
“H-Hey, that tickles.”
I licked his hairy nipples.
I was naked with cat ears, but I ventured to wear socks. If I had made a tail, I would have been even more cat-like, but I wasn’t sure what to use.
“You really are cute.”
He pet my head. He must have really loved his cat.
I went to put his cock in my mouth. It was still all floppy. Once I had it in, I kneaded his balls like a cat might do.
“Ha-ha, okay, cut it out. That’s enough being a cat.”
Oh, c’mon, you like it.
His thighs shivered.
Inside my mouth, his cock was hardening up.
“Nya?”
He shyly looked away.
I stared at him from up close, like a cat, then turned around on all fours and stuck my butt way up in the air.
“Nyan?”
My freshly lubed and luvya-grassed pussy glistened.
Mister, I know you. You don’t buy girls very often, but you like ogling butts.
There are more ass guys than tit guys in this world.
“...”
The man silently brought his cock closer. I wiggled my butt and purposely moved away.
“Hey!” he said, like he was scolding a cat. Still blushing, he grabbed my butt.
In came the cock.
“I haven’t done it with my wife in so many years, I’m probably awful.”
After making an embarrassed excuse, he slowly started to move his hips.
So you wouldn’t guess from his face, but he’s the easily embarrassed type. It had been a long time since I’d done it at that pace, so it sort of tickled and felt kind of good.
“Nyaaaa.”
“I told you, you can stop that.”
“Nya, nyaa.”
“...Geez.”
I started moving my hips along with his. He was blushing bright red, but he seemed to feel good.
“You really are a cute cat.”
I’m glad I can make him happy.
This makes me feel kind of good. I’m providing the right service. Operation Cat Ears is a huge success.
He started to pick up the pace. It seemed like he had regained his confidence.
“Nyaan, nya, nyan, nyaa!”
“Yeah, that’s good. I think I’m gonna cum soon. I’m gonna—I’m gonna cum!”
Yeah, I do want a tail. It would be cute if I could stick it straight out at times like this.
He came a lot, all inside me.
Then he awkwardly put his clothes back on and asked, “Can I request you again some time?”
“Of course, nyan♪”
He laughed bashfully and tipped me five rubers.
Yay!
I took my time in the shower and then put my cat ears back on. I’m gonna make a haul today.
But when—tra-la-la—I got downstairs, there was some kind of commotion.
The guild master’s snob of a son and his posse were shouting.
“Hey, where’s Shequraso? She’s usually here today, isn’t she?”
“The young master has arrived. Shouldn’t she at least come out and say hi?”
“A little bird told me she was out meeting a man, but that can’t be true, can it? I’m pretty sure we told her she couldn’t make plans without the young master’s permission!”
What were they using to make their hair that hard, glue? They could wear side parts and fancy clothes to pretend to be high-class people, but they couldn’t hide their vulgar personalities.
The persistent man with the snake-like face, who featured most often in Shequraso’s backbiting, was bothering Madam with two of his lackies.
“I’m sorry, but Shequraso has the day off.”
“What? So she is with a man, then?”
“No, she said she was going to visit family.”
It was the weekend date she’d been so excited about. Madam didn’t want this guy bothering them. She wants her girls to be happy.
But the guild master’s son curled his mouth into a smile.
“Family? Prostitutes don’t have family. Is she gonna come back with a little mutt in tow?”
Only his lackies laughed. All the other customers were put off.
Madam managed a smile, but I, in my cat ears, sure couldn’t.
“Young Master, our most popular girl is open at the moment.”
“Not interested. I’m here to listen to Shequraso sing. And I’ve got some business with her ass. Get her over here.”
“...I’ll get you a drink. Please enjoy yourself.”
Madam’s face didn’t so much as flinch, but dealing with the guild master’s son was tricky, even for her.
She got him a drink and recommended other girls, but he wouldn’t calm down.
Shequraso’s a hero for putting up with this guy all the time. Of course, she gets paid a fair amount, but I really hate guys like him, so I respect her for it.
And I get why she would want to talk about him behind his back.
“Oh, hey, there’s a little mutt here already.”
He turned my way and started saying something. About a puppy? Where?
“You, the little one in black. Are you Shequraso’s dog?”
“N-No, no, I’m a c...c-c-cat.”
I was so shaken I stuttered.
Are you serious? Please don’t mess with me right now. It’ll be too tragic.
“Do you know where Shequraso went? If you’re her dog, you should know, right?”
I had an idea. She talks a surprising amount about her secrets.
But I would die before telling him.
“Or will you serve us in her place? Hmm?”
Lupe was approaching with drinks, but I stopped her with eye contact. Thanks, bestie, but I’m prepared to put my body on the line for my friend, too.
“It will be my pleasure to serve you! Woof-woof!”
I’m a cat, but whatever.
They laughed mockingly and one of the lackies took out his fat wallet with a wink.
“Then first we’ll have Talking Time.”
He stacked 40 rubers on the table.
That was Shequraso’s rate, but I had no reservations about taking it. When I went to sit down, though, the rich jerk yelled at me. “Really? Not there! Why would a dog sit in a chair? That’s where you sit.” He pointed at his feet and grinned a nasty grin.
The other customers pretended not to see. Sumo was the only one getting upset.
Chiba, why did you leave? This is the kind of situation where you’re actually useful. I’ll give you head, so come back, dumbass.
I let out a dog whine.
But of course he couldn’t take a hint, so I sat on the floor with perfect posture. Operation Cat Ears is a huge failure.