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Chapter 1067: 1064

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"Ah Qing, I, Ansheng, also want to taste this multi-layer beef Giant Hamburger...""It's not because I'm greedy, I just purely want to see how huge their giant hamburger really is."

Seeing the Grassland Wolf rolling over and shamelessly getting itself a job as the [Tang Family Village Security Chief], Ansheng nudged Ah Qing with his elbow, indicating he also wanted a hamburger.

"Giant hamburgers aren't that tasty, it's a scam." Ah Qing looked at the little fox, patted his head, and said.

On the market, all those claiming to be giant hamburgers, after Ah Qing tasted them, her only comment was: three-tenths full.

"That's different...."

Holding down the Grassland Wolf's head to make it sign the service contract, Tang You casually remarked:

"The giant hamburger on my side is from a steakhouse. The bun has a diameter of eighty centimeters, with twelve pieces of bone-in tomahawk steak, twenty fried eggs, and half a pound of salad and grilled cheese shavings stuffed inside."

If the little fox wants to try it before the school starts, let's agree on a meeting place and time, and I'll pack it over."

Tang You can get from home to Chang'an City in the shortest time of forty minutes, maybe a little over an hour at most.

If the little fox wants to eat it, then just have the restaurant owner pack it up, don't slice the hamburger bun, and assemble it yourself after bringing it into Chang'an City.

"Eighty centimeters, twelve pieces of tomahawk steak?" Ah Qing looked at Tang You with a face full of shock, completely dumbfounded.

"Isn't the beef in it at least 3 to 5 pounds?"

"I heard it's about ten pounds of beef? The whole thing weighs about fifteen pounds, enough for 6 to 10 people to enjoy." Tang You said happily to Ah Qing:

"Well, I won't talk to you anymore. Since it's settled, I should find a spare house for them, so they won't hang around my place causing trouble every day with their 'uh uh ah ahs'."

"Let's play games together tonight if you're free. I'll handle the battles and the in-game purchases, you help click on the prizes..."

After bidding farewell to Ah Qing, Tang You didn't forget to invite Third Grandmaster Fox to join the game session.

However.

As the video call was about to be disconnected, Ansheng and Ah Qing vaguely heard a "thunk," as if something hit someone's head.

Then, the faint voice of Tang You's grandfather came through the phone speaker:

"You stupid girl, don't make wishes to the Fox Immortal!"

"If the wish comes true and you don't fulfill it, be careful of karma backfiring and getting your account banned for ten years!"

The video call ended.

In front of the lawn of the Qingao hotel, Ansheng and Ah Qing looked at each other, both with suppressed smiles on their faces.

"Hahaha..."

Finally, Ah Qing couldn't hold it in and burst into laughter, as if she could already picture Tang You with her hands on her head, eyes rolling.

The belief in the Fox Immortal is very common in Tang You's hometown and the northeastern provinces.

But there's a taboo there; the Fox Immortal ultimately isn't considered a proper deity. In folktales, the Fox Immortal is more like a powerful fairy with a fiery temper, who tolerates no nonsense.

Making a wish to the Fox Immortal, from a faith perspective, is akin to signing a contract.

Once the wish comes true, the wisher must return the favor, or face repercussions from the contract.

At worst, the household is troubled with minor illnesses and pains; at worst, the Fox Master directly moves into your home, literally becoming your boss.

Tang You surely doesn't believe in this, with the little fox lounging in the dorm drinking cola, showing off its carefree self.

But... Tang You's grandfather couldn't tolerate this. As soon as he saw Tang You acting out, he immediately gave her a stern knock on the head.

"I take back what I said, this burger really is a true giant..."

"It's just a pity we can't eat it now."

Ah Qing put the phone in her pocket, placed Huhu on her shoulder, showing a trace of regret, as she walked outside the Qingao hotel.

"By the way, what do you want to eat tonight? I'll take you to the market later to buy some; you must have suffered and been mistreated throughout this business trip!"

Ah Qing gently stroked Huhu's cheek with a look full of sympathy.

Ah Qing wasn't exactly sure about the work details of the little fox's trip to Furui City.

But the food situation over in Europe is notoriously hellish.

It's either canned chickpeas on bread or various cuts of fresh meat with bread and a bowl of soup.

With the little fox's picky eating habits, in such a disaster-stricken place there's probably no restaurant, likely making do with dry hard bread slices for meals.

Ah Qing's impression of foreign cuisine is that it's all about eating old canned goods, a French meal ends with a sore butt and a half-full stomach, and afterwards, you still have to go next door to buy a couple of instant noodles to fill up.

"Not that bad, not that bad, I had local friends guiding me there...."

Ansheng licked his lips and said to Ah Qing: "The food was just a bit disappointing, since it's served in courses, some good ones were gone in two bites, and the bad ones still had to be eaten before the next dish came."

"Then... what about the situation in Furui City?" Ah Qing asked curiously on her way to Sea Fishing City.

"The situation? It's estimated that after a while, they'll be online working alongside you as colleagues." Ansheng laughed.

"Umm... that direct?" Ah Qing gave a surprised look to the little fox.

"What else can be done? Without sufficient funding, there's no way to promote treatment. Blond-haired blue-eyed foreigners couldn't possibly use Xia Country's healthcare cards, right?" Ansheng shrugged as he explained to Ah Qing.

"Sounds... reasonable!" Ah Qing nodded, refraining from further inquiry about the task, knowing she shouldn't ask due to security bureau confidentiality courses she took.

After asking about the little fox's adventure, Ah Qing noted down what Huhu wanted to eat, then brought up recent happenings on Qingao Island while Huhu was away.

Nothing major happened on the island, except for two Sea Beast friends visiting.

Additionally, the Homeless House prepared a million in cash, ready to finalize a spokesperson contract.

"When the Sea Beast friends arrived, I dealt with them, and they were very gracious, just looking for a meal."

"Lin Ying was incredibly swift, using a hunting rifle as an oyster knife to stab into Sister Shell's adductor muscle, scaring away Sister Shell's pearl..."

"They're called adductor muscles, once dried they become scallops..." Ansheng couldn't help but interject with a correction.

"Aren't they the same thing?" Ah Qing insisted boldly, continuing: "Then, there's one more thing, Sister Wanlin wants to see you."

"It's related to Old Feng, it's not urgent, but you need to handle it personally."

Ah Qing wrapped up the island chat with news from the security bureau.

"Old Feng's?" Ansheng was surprised, his expression turning strange as he said: "If it's Old Feng, it should probably concern you too...."

"I handed him the Treasure-Seeking Mushroom to search for treasures, Old Feng must've found fungi and wants us to claim some black mushrooms."

"Oh..." Ah Qing nodded slightly but cautiously asked, still reluctant to let go:

"So, Furui City's furrification....."

"Can it also turn me into a Fox Lady?"

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