Chapter 1076: Bai Hemen: It Wants to Chat with Me, But It Doesn't Know How to Read

.....At this moment.

Lu Ding was still savoring the richness of the national liquor, letting the aftertaste linger.

At this moment.

The God of Two Poles within Bai Hemen's body was still marveling at the sheer terror of Lu Ding's methods.

[To think he could instantly bring Baoji Kingdom back to the Third Circle's Yunhai—this kid is truly horrifying. He will definitely be a formidable opponent on your path to the top]

The result?

The moment Bai Hemen spoke these words.

Both of them were instantly stunned!

God of Two Poles: ?????????

[I told you not to say it, didn't I, you idiot!!!!!!!!!]

[You're even dumber than Su Yun!!!!!!!!]

[Why the hell did you tell him!!!!!!!!]

Bai Hemen, being scolded, furrowed his brow and added another sentence, pointing at his own head: "It's calling me an idiot inside."

Lu Ding, for a moment, looked at Bai Hemen with an expression that was hard to judge.

This kid really doesn't have a single shred of caution.

Ah, wait!

He actually did!

Just now, when Yuwen Longyuan was present, he didn't say a word!

Bai Hemen also spoke up: "There were too many people earlier, with outsiders around, so I didn't mention it."

The God of Two Poles was completely out of ideas.

Fucking despair.

First, it picked Su Yun, that useless piece of trash.

Then, it picked Bai Hemen, this goddamn moron.

How could it be this unlucky?

To encounter two top-tier disasters in a row!!!

One was a fool who thought himself clever.

The other had a straight pipe from his gut to his brain!!!

Let this world just fucking end, seriously.

[You're really going to drive me to death. Go ahead, say it all, spill everything. It doesn't matter anyway—now that I'm symbiotically bound to you, I can't get out. With his strength and methods, while they're not bad, there's no way he can peel me out of here.]

[To deal with me, he'd have to kill you along with me!!]

Bai Hemen took a sip of his cola, expressionless: "It says that to deal with it, you'd have to kill me along with it."

Having said that.

He quickened his pace, chugged the rest of his cola in one go, then pulled his grandmother's urn from his storage tool and held it in his arms.

"Come on!"

"I want to use that black petal, the pretty one. When the time comes, remember to bury me together with my grandmother..."

Before he could finish.

Slap!!!

A solid hit landed on the back of his head.

Bai Hemen clutched his head: "Hiss........."

Lu Ding walked over and sat down beside him.

"It hurts, right? That's what you get for talking nonsense in broad daylight."

"You think I can't deal with it? I'll fucking destroy it."

"So that's why when I killed Su Yun, I didn't see his Golden Finger pop out—it ended up on you. It sure knows how to pick. Out of three people, picking me would mean death, and picking Yuwen Longyuan would mean I'd chop both it and him into pieces."

"And yet, it just had to pick you."

Upon hearing this, the God of Two Poles.

Was secretly feeling proud within Bai Hemen's body.

[Talk all you want, it's useless. If you've got the balls, kill me, and he'll die too. I've accepted my fate with this idiot. If you don't kill me, even though I can't do anything to him directly, I can pester him every single day and make it impossible for him to cultivate in peace.]

Bai Hemen relayed the message: "It says it wants to chat with me."

Lu Ding was puzzled: "So it's caving that easily?"

[Who the fuck wants to chat with you? Are you out of your goddamn mind? I cave? I'll fucking cave your mother ***************]

This language style was clearly the modern vocabulary it had picked up from Su Yun.

Bai Hemen frowned: "It's cursing at you, and it's pretty nasty. It's cursing at me too."

Lu Ding chuckled: "I fucking swear, I've been too nice to it. Let it get this spoiled."

"Open your mind. I'll deal with it. You think I can't handle you? Your mother's a fucking ******"

Lu Ding never let himself be bullied—whether it was a fight or a shouting match.

Did they really think he had high standards of decency?

Sorry, but he's flexible!

Bai Hemen opened his mind.

If the only way to get rid of the thing inside him was to die, then so be it.

At least it wouldn't benefit an outsider. He wouldn't die at someone else's hands—dying by Lu Ding's hands was something he could fully accept. What's the big deal?

As Bai Hemen opened his mind.

Lu Ding used the same old method he had used to help Zhan Tingzhou before, wrapping his Spiritual Energy around the Way of the Jinche, a cure for all kinds of defiance.

Originally.

He had thought it would be a useful approach.

But instead, he couldn't even find the target.

The God of Two Poles laughed loudly within Bai Hemen's body.

[Hahaha, you idiots, another fool. Three of you together, you could be stuffed into a museum and sold as tickets. I exist above consciousness and mind. Such a superficial method—you're still too green to deal with me.]

Bai Hemen relayed its words.

This left Lu Ding a bit scratching his head.

But it wasn't completely hopeless.

At worst, he could go find Elder Shui. If that didn't work, he could go to the Crooked-Mouth Old Man at Lü Mountain afterward.

Of course, there was another method, one that was a bit more torturous.

And that was...

Lu Ding asked: "It's been yapping away the whole time, but it doesn't seem to have done you any harm. Is it unable to hurt you?"

Bai Hemen: "How did you know?"

Lu Ding: "........."

"Is it that hard to guess? If it were me, and I could affect you, I would have made your life a living hell long ago."

"Forget it. Since it can't hurt you, let's just ignore it for now. Let's finish what we have at hand first, then I'll take you back to find Elder Shui. You think I can't deal with it?"

"If Elder Shui can't do it, then I'll have to make you suffer a bit to teach it a lesson."

Bai Hemen knew about Elder Shui.

If even Elder Shui couldn't handle it...

"Suffer what?"

Lu Ding smiled mysteriously: "Have you forgotten about that old Chinese medicine doctor at home who specializes in curing all kinds of this stuff?"

Bai Hemen looked confused: "Who?"

"Wang Qingge."

For something of this consciousness and mind nature, the Cthulhu on Wang Qingge was practically its natural enemy!!

And Lu Ding's Way of the Jinche could deal substantial damage to the Cthulhu on Wang Qingge, beating it black and blue, chopping off its tentacles!

When these conditions were combined.

They formed a perfect triangle.

Lu Ding might not be able to deal with the thing inside Bai Hemen, but he could deal with the one on Wang Qingge, and the one on Wang Qingge could deal with the one inside Bai Hemen.

It was like this:

If the dog at home wasn't listening and couldn't be trained, just get a Border Collie. Whenever the unruly dog acted up, hit the Border Collie instead. After a while, the Border Collie would deal with it.

As long as you didn't lose your nerve, there was always a way out of trouble.

It thought it was so tough, did it? Still yapping away.

Lu Ding shouted into the void: "You'd better stay that tough. Once I'm done with things here, don't you dare beg for mercy."

The God of Two Poles inside Bai Hemen's body was ridiculously swollen with pride.

[I've never begged for mercy in my life. I was born not knowing how to spell the word.]

Lu Ding asked Bai Hemen: "Did it answer me back?"

Bai Hemen nodded: "It says it doesn't know how to read."

Lu Ding: ????????

"What the hell is that? Completely off-topic. Who asked it if it knows how to read? Is its brain fried or something?"

This infuriated the God of Two Poles, which roared inside Bai Hemen's mind.

[Can you not relay a message? Who asked you to translate? Can't you just repeat my words in full? You brainless moron! What sin did I commit in my past life to deserve meeting someone like you? It's driving me crazy, driving me crazy!!!!!!]

[Bai Hemen!! Lu Ding, I'll *******************]

Bai Hemen: "It's cursing."

At this moment, Bai Hemen didn't find it annoying at all. He just found it lively.

But his calmness was driving the God of Two Poles inside his mind completely insane.

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Extra chapter for Elder Shui's big gift earlier. Thank you, Elder Shui. Thank you, Jun Shen Hongchen, for sending two Gift Kings. Thank you, big shots. Give some good reviews, folks, and send some small gifts. Love you all!