Chapter 849: The Jealous Kings Showdown Upgraded! [Hilarious]

At this very moment. Si Mansion.

Si Moyu was lying in the ward that used to be his bedroom, roaring at his phone screen, "Nalan Ye Jue, you shameless scheming wolf, you ruined my flowers and you still want to steal my thunder?"

He’d sent his men to Qin Xiaoshuang’s school to live‑stream Qin Xin’s situation for him.

And this is what he saw?

He even saw Nalan Ye Jue and Qin Xin on the starting line, their feet tied together, arms linked, and at the referee’s signal, they started a two‑person three‑legged race!

Talk about intimate.

Talk about jealousy‑inducing.

"Idiot, Nalan Ye Jue, do you even know how to race walk?"

"You damn cripple, are your legs prosthetics or what, how can you be that slow!"

"Kao, you’re picking up speed? Don’t tell me the prosthetics are electric?"

Si Moyu was paying more attention to the race than the referee.

He was so mad he smashed his phone three times during halftime.

When he saw Nalan Ye Jue’s arm wrapping around Qin Xin’s neck, he almost smashed the bed too.

In the end, when he saw them win first place in the parents’ race, he directly hurled his phone at the wall.

"Crack—" The screen shattered.

His subordinates were trembling in fear—wasn’t Queen supposed to be some miracle doctor, so why did the boss come out of surgery today even crazier, with behavior even more brain‑dead?

Si Moyu sulked on the bed for a while.

After a bit, he suddenly let out a muffled chuckle. "Nalan Ye Jue, what’s it worth to join some lame‑leg race? I’m going to give her something way more romantic!"

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On the field, Qin Xin held the champion medal, unable to help a sigh of emotion.

She really hadn’t expected the man’s steps to match hers so well.

You have to know they’d never practiced together, yet on the field they were that in sync.

Other parents kept tripping over themselves, but they charged straight to the finish. They really did bring Qin Xiaoshuang a ton of glory.

Afterwards, practically all the parents in the school were asking which class this god‑tier mom and dad couple belonged to... whose parents they were.

Qin Xiaoshuang was so excited he couldn’t even speak, his face full of pride.

Just as the entire school was buzzing about this god‑tier parent duo.

Suddenly, above the school, a neat formation of helicopters flew by, catching everyone’s attention.

Every helicopter had a banner hanging from it.

"Thank you, my goddess."

"Thank you for spending this morning alone with me."

"Thank you for personally stitching up my wound."

"Thank you for living in this world with me and breathing the same sky."

"From now on I can only address you formally as ’Ma’am’, because you’re in my heart."

"I want to write your name on a cigarette and breathe it into my lungs, so you can be closer to my heart."

"I know you must be very busy today, so just read the first three words of this sentence."

"..."

Line after line of cringe‑inducing moves practically blinded all the teachers, students, and parents.

Nalan Ye Jue had just opened his mouth to say he’d already played the helicopter formation gag before, and Si Moyu was shamelessly copying him.

But when he saw the banners Si Moyu had the helicopters hang down...

He had to admit these disgusting, shamelessly cheesy lines were something he really couldn’t say.

Worse yet, as the helicopters swept over the school, almost at the same time, they sprinkled countless red rose petals.

A sky full of red roses plus those syrupy confessions—honestly, it was swoon city.

This lunatic Si Moyu!

He narrowed his eyes, drew in a breath, pulled Qin Xin into his arms, and bent down to kiss her. "Don’t look."

Qin Xin: "Mmph..."

She didn’t even know what was going on, okay.

==

Si Moyu had just switched to a new phone and resumed watching the live stream, wanting to see if Qin Xin would be super moved by his ultra‑creative helicopter confession and rose‑filled sky.

But the camera suddenly shook, and what he saw instead was Nalan Ye Jue kissing her.

He almost choked on his own breath.

A provocation.

This was the scheming wolf’s provocation!

The ultimate showdown of the Jealousy Kings!

He was just about to crack his knuckles and keep going head‑to‑head with Nalan Ye Jue.

When a subordinate suddenly rushed in, panicked. "Boss, bad news, the young master is missing."

It was news that Hu Yi had disappeared!

[Master Yun: Goodnight kiss! 8 updates, we’ll keep cranking up the plot tomorrow night, get ready for your heartbeat to go wild!]