51. Are you receiving or attacking?
Sheep: accept.
Dog: Attack. Grass! And you all learn badly, 1, Lao Tzu is 1!
Crowd: What's the difference...
The dog rolled his eyes: professional! Do you understand professionally? !
52. Why did you decide so?
Sheep: Because that's how it started...
Dog: Let's start... Could it be that I am looking for someone with only one abdominal muscle to fuck me? Tsk!
Sheep: But I also tried.
The dog blushed: Shut up, sheep!
Dazed: The elder with stretched neck: How does it feel, do you want to be 1 or 0?
Sheep: Think about it: it doesn't matter! He can do whatever he likes.
Stay: how do you feel?
Sheep: He is tight.
Dog: Grass!
Audience A: Actually, I’m also pretty tight, huh?
Audience B: Teeth clenched tightly: ... Tight.
A: Haha, I knew it.
53. Are you satisfied with this state?
Sheep: Very good.
Stay: Do you feel pleasure now?
Sheep: It's okay. Afeng is very careful and careful, so there are.
Dai: Ah~ It’s nice to have a shameless shou~~~
Dog: Sheep, do you have any shame? How can such a thing be brought out!
Stay: pro! Are you not satisfied dear, if you are not satisfied you have no meat but you can exchange for CP~
Dog: Get out! Oh shit! I am very satisfied, no change!
Dazed: Bahaha, I know~
54. Where is the first H?
Sheep: My home.
Dog: at his home.
Stay: Ask the sheep: Hey, why not his place? Why do you post people but also places?
Sheep: He might think it was dirty then...
Dog: ...Next question! ! !
55. The feeling at that time was
Sheep: It hurts a bit.
Dog: OK.
Stay: Dog: Why are you so concise?
Dog: This TM is a private matter, how can you say that!
Stay: Well, you are so traditional!
Dog: Get out!
56. At that time, what did the other party look like?
Sheep: I'm a little impatient...but it's okay.
Dog: ...he is quite cooperative, but really straight.
Dai: You guys can talk a little bit dirty~~~
Come on, OPEN a little~~
Sheep: Oh, he was in a hurry, he was bleeding when he came in.
Dog: How can I tell you to just say it? Do you understand what privacy is!
Sheep: Oh, that's gone.
Dazed: Aren't Gong Gong's words relatively obscene?
Dog: You also said that Lao Tzu is traditional, how can this kind of thing be brought out to the outside world!
57. What is the first thing you say in the morning after that?
Dog: suddenly laughed: he said: the waist is gone...
Sheep: I didn't wake up at that time, thinking he still wanted it, but then he didn't say anything, just laughed.
58. Do it several times a week
Sheep: Three or four times under normal circumstances. When you are busy, you will see if you are interested.
Stay: Huh? Aren't you every day?
Sheep: Not every day...my body can't stand it, and he probably can't stand it either!
Dog: Shut up!
Sheep: baa!
Dog: Shout to Dai: Do you understand the slow flow of water?understand!
Dazed: Open your mouth: I understand, but you don’t do it every day recently?
Dog: Roll your eyes: Damn, I’m newly married, and I’ve been hungry for two years before, why don’t you let me eat something full?
59. Ideally, do it several times a week
Sheep: I’m a little tired these days, but he’ll feel better when he’s full in a few days...
Dai: Why is it that the attack is usually moving, but the one who feels tired is the sufferer? Sheep, I don't expect Ye Jingcheng and Ye Jinghong to talk about it, can you explain it?
Sheep: Think about it seriously: I think attacking is also tiring, cough, but it’s not for the sake of being strong, so it’s hard to say it...
Audience: Oh——
Dog: Shut up, sheep!
Sheep: Oh. Sure enough, if he said shut up, he shut up, and coaxed the child obediently.
A: ...Honey, look, it seems useless for you to counterattack, that idiot still treats you as a victim, so, I don't think we will divide our lives in the future.
B: ...Stay score is based on face, do you understand what I mean?
A: ,,, it's over, I'm angry!
Yes yes yes, you look good, hehe!
60. What kind of H
Sheep: Overall very good.
Dog: Yes.
61. Where do you feel the most?
Sheep: I get used to it everywhere.
Dog: There are feelings everywhere.
62. Where does the other party feel the most?
Sheep: Think hard: If I kiss him, he will be very happy no matter where I kiss him.
Dog: If you bite his ear, he will tremble.
Dazed: The red eyeballs jumped up: Look! The dog exposed its privacy!privacy!
Sheep: I didn't hear Dai's roar at all: Ah! Yes, it seems to be true, then the place where I feel the most is the ears!
Dog: Pat each other's head with satisfaction~
A: My dear, I think the place where you feel the most is your neck! But when I feel the most, why do I feel it when I hold your hands and feet?
B: His face was reddish, and I don't know what details he remembered: ...you are abnormal.
63. Use one sentence to describe the other party at H
Sheep: ... (Definitely can't think of it.)
Dog: ...very good.
Stay: ah?
Dog: Very good, do you understand?
Dai: ... seems to understand, but I've never seen anyone answer like that.
Dog: How to answer?
Dazed: Shaking head: Forget it, what about the sheep? Why don't you speak?
Sheep: ...can't think of it.
Dog: How can you not think of it!
He leaned into the ear of the sheep and said: "Mighty!"The golden gun does not fall!
Sheep: Oh, yes, Mighty and Golden Spear will not fall...
Stay: ah?
Sheep: Oh yes, and handsome.
People: Rely on...
64. Do you like or hate H?
Sheep: I like it.
Dog: I like it.
A: I like it.
B: ...hate it.
A: Sweating: Dear, do you hate that or me——
B: There was an almost imperceptible smile on the corner of his mouth, and he stopped talking.
65. What is the general body position?
Sheep: what?
Dog: The face is a little red: Dazed and roaring: Don't you have any sense of shame as an old leftover girl?
Dazed: I don’t know what to say: What about you, what am I ashamed of?
Sheep: Position? It is not written on the website... (Nima is this a harmonized website?)
Dog: Lean over and whisper something in his ear.
Sheep: Ah! Understood! In terms of body position, he is usually in front or behind me! Anyway, if you want to go in, it can't be back-to-back.
Audience: Gu rz. In fact, this is embarrassing! Is it embarrassing?
66. What kind of practice do you want to try (place, time, clothing, etc.)
Sheep: I can't think of one, but Afeng can try it if he wants.
Dai: Uh, why are you so obedient...
Sheep: There is nothing wrong with trying! Besides, Afeng people are very conservative, so they probably won't think of anything too extreme.
Dog: Sheep, are you saying I have no imagination?
sheep:……
Dog: Go back and try today!
67. Should I take a bath before or after H?
Sheep: Both.
Dog: I have to, otherwise it will be sticky and uncomfortable, but usually I will carry him there afterwards.
68. Did the two make an agreement when doing it?
Sheep: No.
Dog: No.
Stay: no interest...
Sheep: No, he thinks more than I do. It won't hurt me, but it's too much. What else is there to agree on?
Stay: that! What about eachother?
Sheep: ah? No, I can't care.
Dog: Tsk! Big man, just do it, who is in a hurry to crook that thing every day?
People: Just do it!
69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than the other party?
Sheep: Yes.
Dog: black face: yes.
Stay: Bad fun: How many are there, my dears?
Sheep: ... (If you shouldn't say it decisively, you can't say it, you will be beaten to death...)
Dog: vicious: next question!
A: Yo~ Jujie’s sorrow~
B: ...
A: Dear, in this sense, we are each other's first and only.
B: Generally speaking, not in this sense.
A: Dry laugh-my dear, your sentence is really long.
70. Thoughts on "If you can't get the heart, just the body is fine".For and against
Sheep: Well, it's better to have a little liking...
Dog: With a black face, he turned into a black dog.
Stay: Ask the sheep: what happened to him?
Sheep: Maybe it’s because I remembered that we started it first. Cough, he was in favor of this issue at that time.
Stay: ah! Fortunately, he met someone who didn't hold a grudge.
Dog: A black cloud overhead: Sheep! I want to go home!
71. The other party was raped by bad guys, what should I do]
Sheep: Black thread: No one dares to touch him!
Dog: That man's business went bankrupt, his wife and children were separated, and now he is dead in prison!
Crowd: Feeling cold all over...
72. Which one feels more shy before or after H
Sheep: shy?
Dog: Say to Dai: Don't ask him, he's never shy.
Stay: Think about it carefully: That’s right, after writing for so long, Sheep is the only one who hasn’t blushed.
Turning around and asking the dog: What about you!
Dog: Instantly petrified, growled after 3 minutes: Lao-zi-yes-gong!
Dai: Okay, you are Gong, but even if you agree with Gong, what are you doing so loudly... Well, don't use a knife to scare the children...
Uh, the kid, Comrade Murong Dan, saw his father growling and felt that the music was starting to sound, and he was rolling around like crazy.
73. My friend said "Only tonight, because it's too lonely" and asked H what to do
Sheep: That won't work, I will refuse.
Stay: ah? Would you turn someone down?
Sheep: This is the bottom line.
Stay: Well, another bottom line!
Suddenly jumped up and roared: Look! Who says sheep have no bottom line, who says he doesn't! He has two! Two!
Dog: Are you sick? Don't step on my son! As he spoke, he picked up Murong Dan.
stay: what about you?
Dog: I don't have that kind of friend, and I don't know how to do it!
74. Do you think your skills are good?
Sheep: I have no skills, but I cooperate.
Dog: I am very technical.
Sheep: Yes, he has seen countless people.
Dog: Shut up!
Sheep: baa,
75. What about the other party?
Sheep: He is very skilled.
Dog: He has no skills, but he is very cooperative.
76. What do you want the other party to say when you do it?
Sheep: What do you say? Just tell me what to do. If I don't cooperate well, he will get angry if he is in a hurry.
Stay: Don't you need sweet talk?
Sheep: No need, and I can't take care of listening.
dog:……
never mind!
He didn't have to say anything, just call.
Stay: Huh? Don't want him to call her husband or something?
Dog: Grass? You see clearly, he is a man!
77. What kind of expression do you like to see on the other person’s face when you are H?
Sheep: I don't know, anyway, he looks fierce when he is excited.
Dog: He can do that, limp.
78. Do you think it’s okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?
Sheep: Don't be too casual.
Dog: Twist your lips: Yes, just find someone to be your lover when you want to do it, right?
Sheep: Uh, Ah Feng, you don’t believe me again...
Dog: hum!
stay: what about you?dog?
Dog: Suddenly feeling uncomfortable...
Dai: Oh right, you never looked for a lover before, you only looked for someone H...
Dog: Get out!next question!
B: Yes, isn't it? Lu Jing?
A: ...Honey, didn't you say you don't hold grudges?
B: I just said that I don't care about it, and I remember it for sure.
79. Are you interested in SM?
Sheep: Cry, do you think there is not enough SM?
I'm obviously a victim, but now I'm chasing after people every day, I'm M...or the legendary Shaking M!
Dog: ... Where did you learn it?
Stay: Ask the dog: What about you?
Dog: I'm not interested, just do it in earnest.
80. Suddenly the other party no longer seeks physical needs, what should I do?
Sheep: Oh, then he is in a bad mood and needs to be coaxed.
Dog: He dares!
81. How do you feel about SM?
Sheep: ... very bad.
Dog: Grass, don’t ask this, the sheep should feel bad, next question.
stay: all right.
82. What is the most difficult thing about H?
Sheep: Take a bath after doing it.
Dog: He will bleed at the beginning, and now you have to be careful, so you can't use too much later.
Stay: That's not harmonious!
Sheep: It's okay, if you don't like washing, you can wash it.
Dog: It’s okay, just be more careful and frugal, it’s fine!
83. Where is the most thrilling H location so far?
Sheep: … Once in the mansion, Nuonuo almost broke in half way through.
Dog: Well, the sheep forgot to lock the door. Fortunately, it was in the bathroom, and almost let others see it!
Dai: ...The point is, are your sheep being watched? The point is that she was a pure little girl, right?
Dog: Hmph, what is so pure about a three-year-old child who has repeatedly climbed into a man's bed!
Sheep: Ah Feng, why do you say that about Nuonuo!
Dog: You don't fucking know, the little fat man told his parents that he would marry you when he grows up, and his father said that love is free, let her compete fairly!
Audience: Mo...
84. Has the recipient ever asked for H?
Sheep: Yes.
Dog: Yes.
Dai: Well, nothing, sheep are not shy.
85. What was the reaction of the attacking side at that time?
Sheep: I usually do it, but sometimes he can stand up when he is angry.
Dog: When you make a mistake, you use this kind of thing to coax it. Is this young master the kind of person who is moved by bed things?
86. Has the attacker committed any rape?
Sheep: No.
Dog: Is that what people do?
A:...
B: It's what people do.
87. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?
Sheep: No.
Dog: boring question, hurry up!
88. Is there an ideal "object of H"?
Sheep: Yes.
Dog: Yes.
89. Does the other party meet the ideal?
Sheep: That's right, it's Ah Feng! (Otherwise how dare I say yes!)
Dog: His expression is unnatural: Well, it’s just him.
90. Do you use props in H?
Sheep: props? Well, lubrication is used, nothing else.
Dog: growl: let you not talk so much about privacy.
Sheep: Oh, I'm sorry, Afeng, it turns out that this is also very private, I thought it would be fine not to mention how to use it.
Audience: Damn, we are all rotten men and rotten women, can you tell me how to use it!
Stay: Don't you use TT?
Sheep: Can't say.
Dog: rolled his eyes: no!
Sheep: That's right, they have all had physical examinations!
Dog: Grass.
91. How old was your "first time"?
Sheep: Be silent for a while... Sixteen.
Dog: Eighteen.
Could you not ask this question?
Dai: Uh, okay, the next question, what——
92. So, is that the other party now?
Sheep: shake your head.
Dog: Shake your head.
Murong Dan: He also shook his head.
Dog: But now we have children~
A: Dear, I have always wanted to ask, before me, have you ever had sex with anyone?
B: ...
93. Where do you like to be kissed most?
Sheep: It's the ears, I trembled just now when Afeng said he kissed her.
Dog: He loves everything.
94. Where do you like to kiss most?
Sheep: lips.
Dog: whole body kiss.
95. What the other party is most happy about in H
Sheep: I am very happy now.
Dog: It’s good for him to bark twice, but sometimes it’s obviously pretending to let him bark, so it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t bark.
96. What do you think when H
Sheep: I can't think about it.
Dog: I don't want anything.
Dazed: Sure enough, it's a man...thinking from the lower body.
97. Do it several times a night
Sheep: Not necessarily, usually once or twice, but I did it N times a few days ago.
Dog: Yes.
98. At H, should the clothes be taken off by oneself or be taken off?
Sheep: take off each other.
Dog: Yes.
99. What is H to you?
Sheep: It is a part of life, very good.
Dai: ... the first half of the sentence is enough, there is no need to emphasize the feeling, you are straight, do you remember?
Sheep: But now I'm bent.
Dog: Smiling proudly.
Stay: What about you?
Dog: same sheep.
100. Please say something to the other party!
Sheep: After thinking for a long time this time, I finally said: Afeng, I really want to be with you, don't be angry with me.
Dog: Raising eyebrows and wondering: Never regret it for the rest of your life?
Sheep: If you don't regret it, I won't regret it.
Dog: Look! Rationality and emotion still have the upper hand. If I want to talk to you, you will be a ghost!
After speaking, he stood up and hugged Murong Dan and left.
Murongdan waved his fat paws to the sheep behind: "Chasing, chasing!" I don't know if he is telling him to catch up quickly, or it is a sign of the sad days to come for the sheep.
Sheep: Oh.
Stay: Did you know? He thinks that if you are still sane, you are not engaged, so he is angry.
Sheep: Then he regrets it, I can't make it up...
Stay: Sheep, you know what? You really have a third bottom line, which is not to lie...
The two walked away while talking.
A: Let's go and pick up the kids.
B: ... (It's not right if you are still sane.) Children let Jinghong and the others pick it up. Let's go to the movies.
A: Stunned, why do you want to watch a movie?
B: I don't know.
Audience: Damn, there's not even a curtain call! After looking at it for a long time, there is not even a piece of meat!