"Bone, get up, don't bother me!"
Today is Saturday, the day I have been looking forward to for a long time, because Big Bear said that he would take me to a good place. He said that there are mountains, water and woods there, and then I asked him if the folks there are very harmonious, and the old and young men are more gregarious , and then he replied, "There have been many, many things in the village." Then, we sang the theme song of "Country Love".Um, it seems to be far away, close!
In order to make adequate preparations, I called the company to ask for leave last night. Because I wanted to stay in the wild, I went to the supermarket with Daxiong at night. I took a lot of delicious food, and I was despised by Daxiong. , It is an exaggeration to say that we live for a day, not a year! Of course I was lazy to care about him, climbing the mountain is very tiring, I don’t bring more food, eat enough, how to climb!
Every time something that excites me is about to happen, I always can't sleep well, just like last night, I really suffered from insomnia again, and basically didn't sleep much all night, just look at the big bear next to me, sleeping like a dead pig Yes, it strikes me as unfair.
I got up early in the morning and went to wash up. When I came back, I found that this guy was still sleeping, so I decided to play tricks on him. I leaned over to him, and I licked his nose. Just watch him scratch his nose and mutter something. Haha, this idiot actually treats me like a bone!
"Bones, go, go aside!"
I licked his face again... Damn, it still didn't work!
Then just when I was about to bite his ear, he closed his eyes, hugged me to the bed with a pair of big hands, and took a hard bite on my mouth.
"Honey, are you helping me wash my face?"
He slowly opened his eyes and said to me with a smile.
Damn, I was discovered, but this guy was pretending to be asleep, and deliberately called me a dog, shit! It's just so despicable! It's just right to fall for him!
"Big Bear, if we live in the mountains, how about getting up tomorrow to watch the sunrise together?"
"It's fine if you say yes."
"Big Bear, what if there are wolves on the mountain?"
"Idiot, there are no wolves in this place!"
"I mean if! If there are wolves, will you protect me or protect me or protect me?"
"I'll kick you to the ground, let the wolf eat you, and then I'll have a chance to escape!"
"Damn! You're so perverted! Stop now! I'm not going!"
"Well, that's what you said."
"Hey, hey! You really stop! I'm lying to you, I'm going!"
"Hahaha."
"abnormal!"
When I set off, I stuffed a lot of food in the backpack, and then I was called an idiot by the big bear. He said how can I climb the mountain with so many things? Think about it too! I actually forgot about this, so I reluctantly parted ways. I put all my beloved Shuangwaiwai and jelly back home, leaving only a few bottles of mineral water and bread and ham sausage, and my mood fell instantly. But thinking about the cool ride ahead, I'm excited again.
"Big Bear, I found something. Why is the car behind us following us?"
Chatting along the way, I am in a happy mood and in good health. Although he occasionally deliberately angers me, he can’t resist the excitement brought to me by an upcoming wilderness survival. It feels like an adventure. I remember having such a dream when I was a child. Today my dream can finally come true.
"Stupid, there are many cars passing by this road every day. According to you, all the cars behind us are following us! I just don't like cars driving in front of me."
I accidentally glanced at the rear mirror, and I found that the white car was following up again. At first, I thought he was trying to overtake our car, but Daxiong drove too fast and failed, but I always felt that something was wrong.
"That's not right, Big Bear, I saw the car in the back at the gate of the community when we set off!"
I have an impression of this car, because the license plate ends with 69, you know, so I was obsessed with it at the time, just looked at the license plate behind, the end number is also 69, and finally remembered what was wrong, so I blurted out.
"Really? That's quite a coincidence."
Daxiong was still driving, and he called his friend to ask for directions after passing a few intersections. I didn't say anything, and looked backward from time to time. I don't know when the white car had disappeared. , I shook my head and smiled wryly. It seems that I have already entered the scene of an adventure. I really thought too much...