“I’m Stefania. Not to brag or anything, but I’m actually the Saint ♥? I live in a totally different world from you, Mister, so don’t you forget it ♥.”
“Maaaaster, you remember who I am, right ♥? I’m the Mega Angel Babezord, Nanami Bratty Bitch Z ♥!”
Nanami, you said something totally different a minute ago! And just what were you “combined” with, anyway?
“Katorina, Saint Stef, and Nanami, then.”
Finally, we were done with the introductions. Just getting to this point had been exhausting enough.
“Okay, so it’s waaaay too hot, right? Is the AC broken or something? Ugh, I’m getting all sweaty, this sucks ♥!” the Saint said, wiping off her sweat. Looking at her outfit, I suddenly remembered something.
Now that I think about it, there is a hidden erotic element to this dungeon that makes the clothes go see-through from sweat quicker than normal. Plus, it’s perpetually summertime in this area. That’s more than enough to paint a picture. This place had some sweaty, swampy weather.
The Saint looked left and right around the area to see if there was a towel anywhere. Then Katorina started pestering me, and I looked over at her.
“You finally looked at me. Hey, so, Mister Takioto? That’s way too long, so is just Mister fine? Must be, right ♥? ’Kay, thank you ♥.”
Please, just drop the Mister and use Kousuke or Takioto instead!
“C’moooooon. Are you even listening to me ♥?”
The Saint pulled at my clothes. Where did this come from? Wasn’t she just searching for something on her own a second ago?
Also, the way she said “C’moooooon” was unbelievably cute.
“It’s super hot in here, okay? Do something to fix it already ♥!”
Her face was so close, too close! She was so pretty and smelled so nice! Her face was riiiiight up in mine, and damn, was her skin gorgeous, too!
“She’s the ♪! Stunningly beautiful angeeeeel ♪! Bitchy braaaaaat maid ♪!”
Meanwhile, Nanami was singing gleefully to herself. I’m begging you, Nanami, help me out here!
“Oh hey, what’s that? It’s so cute ♥!”
Don’t wander off in a weird direction on your own! Gimme a break!
“C’mooon, are you listening? It’s too hot, and I don’t wanna get all sweaty.”
“There’s water to drink up ahead, so just put up with it until then.”
Hell, I didn’t want to sweat, either. I was wearing the kind of easily see-through clothes that always showed up in eroge, too.
The only thing we found ahead of us was food, and any amenities to deal with the sweat didn’t come until the end!! But I couldn’t mention this since the moment I told them, I knew it would turn into a nightmare!!
“Heeey, Master? I wanna play the king’s game. Soooo, how about I’ll be the king the whole time ♥? And you, Master, can be the freak ♥!”
“That’s not the king’s game! You just want to give orders to the ‘freak,’ right?” What the hell type of fetish was this? Though, actually, giving it a try did sound fun…
But here was the thing…
“Arrrgh, I can’t get this under control!”
What the hell was I supposed to do about this chaos?!
It was strange really. Normally Katorina and the Saint were on the quippy end of the spectrum, but now they had flipped to the silly side of things. Reining in Nanami, who was basically several people’s worth of idiotic nonsense all on her own, was going to be basically impossible, wasn’t it?