She must not have been satisfied with my reply, as she shoved the piece of fabric into my face.
“What the heck are these?!”
“P-panties, they’re panties! B-but, please, hear me out!”
“What?!”
“A-apparently, they have a really powerful enchantment on them! So please, spare me!” I shouted. If the panties were the same as in-game, equipping them came with several benefits.
“Master is absolutely right. If what is written on this blackboard is true, they have a beautifying effect that accentuates the butt.”
The message on the blackboard read, SUPER EFFECTIVE ON EVEN THE SAGGIEST OF BUTTS! SUPER BUTT-LIFTING UNDERWEAR!
Then the Saint grabbed my collar and forced her face right up to mine. Why, it would seem that this gorgeous young woman had blown her top!
“I don’t even want an effect like that, okay?!”
Uh-oh, she was rubbing the panties in my face more and more forcefully.
Incidentally, the outfit that Katorina had just picked up for herself was enchanted with magic that made one’s thighs look extra plump and thick. Yes, yes, I know, so what, who cares, I get it!!
“Miss Stefania, please stop. My Master is not personally responsible for any of this.”
At Nanami’s words, Stef pulled her hands back. Such tremendous intensity. By the way, I wasn’t really sure if I had been put through an interrogation or an extra-special reward. Probably an extra-special interrogation reward, if I had to guess.
After that, everyone went silent, and they spent time looking at the clothes as the reality of the situation settled in. Then…
“Tch, we’ve really got no choice but to wear this crap?” Katorina muttered, looking as if she had given up.
“At least it covers up the most important parts, I suppose.”
Still, the clothing sizes were adjusted to fit, right? Nanami was one thing, but the other two’s busts were…uh-oh, the Saint was looking at me with an absolutely arctic expression on her face. She hadn’t caught me peeping, had she?!
“…Hey, Kousuke Takioto?”
“I-I’ll go get changed, then!”
Grabbing a random set of clothes, I tried to leave the school building. However…
“Wh-what the?!”
I was blocked by an invisible wall. Apparently, the route through this pervy dungeon was one way. Still, I could feel a fierce presence closing in from behind.
Crap, crap, crap, if I gave up now, it was game over. I tried punching the wall, hoping maybe I could destroy it somehow, but of course, this proved impossible.
“Where exactly were you looking just now, hm?”
I heard a voice directly behind me. Nevertheless, I couldn’t bring myself to turn around.
If it had been Ludie and Yukine here, they might have complained, but they still would have readily changed into the required outfits.
In a certain sense, these dungeons were training them. They understood they couldn’t progress without wearing the provided outfit. And I, too, was being trained by these dungeons.
“This is one of the better ones, I guess.”
After searching every nook and cranny, I found an outfit for men I could put on: a pair of swim trunks and a buttonless Hawaiian shirt. What the hell was with this getup? Had I come here to soak in the sea or something?
Though even if we wore these outfits, depending on how everything played out, it might end up being meaningless.
“Master, we have finished our preparations. You may look over here.”
I had figured since this was a school, there were bound to be locker rooms, right? Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case.
I had been singing a song in my mind to suppress the maddening, wicked urge to look, but now they were finally finished.
“O-oh wow.”
Nanami was wearing a cute cow-print bathing suit. Why would there even be a cow-print bathing suit in a place like this, and better yet, why was that the one she chose? Maybe because I was in a beach getup, too? Ah, well, whatever. It looked great on her either way.
“Y-you’re always really cute, no matter what you wear.”
“But of course. Also, Master, I believe I have told you this before. If you stare at me so much, you will make me give birth.”
“I think you skipped a step there.”
“I wonder when exactly I started to produce milk. Perhaps the cow print is to blame?” Nanami continued, but I ignored her completely and looked behind her. Katorina looked embarrassed, while the Saint’s whole body was quivering, her face crimson.
Katorina and the Saint actually had a lot in common. Though their heights were different, they were both slender and delicate and had prickly personalities. The sight of these two in sexy costumes they would never wear otherwise threatened to destroy what was left of my mind.
“…Wh-what do you think you’re staring at?” Katorina asked me.
I mean, obviously I was going to look, right? Clothes that left the belly button exposed absolutely ruled. The outfit looked adorable on her.
“Oh, er, I just thought it looks great on you. You, uh, look really cute.”
I lowered my eyes as I said this. I wanted to look longer, but I couldn’t let myself stare, for her sake.
“Even with a scrawny body like mine?”
Katorina understood her own body well. So did the Saint. In the game, the Saint is actually the one who agonizes the most over her small chest. The two of them were basically flat as a board.
“Nah, it’s not about how slender you are or anything, and yeah sure, the outfit’s a bit much, but, er, sorry, it’s just, you’re plenty cute in it, and it made my heart race a bit.”
“S-stop being so stupid.”
I looked up at Katorina. That anger on her face was just as cute. But wait, stop pouting while you’re embarrassed—my heart can’t take it!
“You’re an idiot to get so worked up over this. Maybe I should just cut that thing off, hm?”
The chillingly violent quip had come from the Saint. I knew that she was simply speaking from embarrassment, though. Still, her sexy school uniform looked really good on her, too.
“You’ve got this really precocious look to you now, and that gives you a kind of captivating charm all its own.”