How do you even come up with an answer like that?
9555. Sightseeing Adventurer
It was a reference to absorbing the leek’s nutrients rectally.
9556. Sightseeing Adventurer
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity.
9557. Sightseeing Adventurer
I just feel like a lot of idiots have probably tried it before.
9558. Sightseeing Adventurer
Most humans are idiots…including me.
9559. Sightseeing Adventurer
You’re so humble.
9560. Sightseeing Adventurer
Nine leeks should do the trick.
9561. Sightseeing Adventurer
You want to stick nine up there?
9562. Sightseeing Adventurer
I’ll dice them up for you to use instead. And you’ll thank me for it.
9563. Sightseeing Adventurer
How am I supposed to get them out if they’re diced?
9564. Sightseeing Adventurer
You’re not.
9565. Sightseeing Adventurer
Oh, you’re so honest.
9566. Sightseeing Adventurer
This feels like the time when Management would usually slide in…
9567. Management
Well… This isn’t so bad…
9568. Sightseeing Adventurer
They’re allowing it!
9569. Sightseeing Adventurer
I’ll send Management nine leeks to show my appreciation.
9570. Management
We’ll be sure to spin them to the rhythm of the music. After that, we’ll give them to Mr. Yamamoto.
9571. Sightseeing Adventurer
Lmao.
9572. Higher-up
Um, nine is a few more than I need.
9573. Sightseeing Adventurer
Yeah, nine pre-spun leeks is kind of a lot.
9574. Sightseeing Adventurer
Hey, I think there’s people in this abandoned mine.
9575. Sightseeing Adventurer
People other than us?
9576. Sightseeing Adventurer
Yeah, our party’s supposed to be the only one on this path…
9577. Sightseeing Adventurer
Oh, the lumber investigation just pointed to the abandoned mine too.
9578. Sightseeing Adventurer
I see. Let’s be a bit more careful in here.
9579. Sightseeing Adventurer
You don’t want the suspicious people running if they spot you. Actually, how many are there?
9580. Sightseeing Adventurer
No clue. We don’t have any info yet.
9581. Sightseeing Adventurer
Should we wait for the investigation team to join us?
9582. Sightseeing Adventurer
Just gimme the current map for now.
9583. Sightseeing Adventurer
Yeah, post the damn thing!
9584. Sightseeing Adventurer
You guys always switch tones really quickly.
9585. Sightseeing Adventurer
It’s fun.
9626. Sightseeing Adventurer
…It’s pretty empty in here.
9627. Sightseeing Adventurer
The deeper we go, the more the paths branch out…
9628. Sightseeing Adventurer
C’mon, let’s keep it up.
9629. Sightseeing Adventurer
What’s this now?
9630. Sightseeing Adventurer
We come this far and now we’re supposed to check the east?
9631. Sightseeing Adventurer
The people in town will have to handle that for us.
9632. Sightseeing Adventurer
Charge in, everyone!
14240. Sightseeing Adventurer
Yeah, there’s a group of people in this mine.
14241. Sightseeing Adventurer
So the theft was a group effort?
14242. Sightseeing Adventurer
Apparently, there’s some sort of big chamber.
14243. Sightseeing Adventurer
Oh, so that’s where they gather?
14244. Sightseeing Adventurer
For now, I’ll go the other way and post the map.
14245. Sightseeing Adventurer
Roger that.
14246. Sightseeing Adventurer
Here you go!
14247. Sightseeing Adventurer
Let’s see. Maybe we can find another route to get to that chamber.
14248. Sightseeing Adventurer
Yeah, let’s surround ’em!
14249. Sightseeing Adventurer
Ah, this path goes to the chamber too, so I’ll come back.
14250. Sightseeing Adventurer
Remind me what happens when you fight people in this game?
14251. Sightseeing Adventurer
What do you mean?
14252. Sightseeing Adventurer
We have to capture them, right? Do they die as soon as you use a sword on them?
14253. Sightseeing Adventurer
Oh, I see what you mean. It depends on what the specific quest outlines, so we don’t have an answer yet.
14254. Sightseeing Adventurer
Hopefully they’re not wanted “dead or alive.” That’d be the biggest hassle.
14255. Sightseeing Adventurer
Agreed.
14256. Sightseeing Adventurer
Wouldn’t it be more of a hassle to capture them alive?
14257. Sightseeing Adventurer
It’s a problem unique to video games. It depends on the exact quest, but if capturing them is the only option, you can attack the target with swords or magic all you like and they won’t die. But if it’s “take them dead or alive,” they’ll just die.
14258. Sightseeing Adventurer
Aaah, I get it now.
14259. Sightseeing Adventurer
My theory is that a quest will pop up if we get closer to the group. What do you think?
14260. Sightseeing Adventurer
I’d like to read the quest details before we fight them if possible.
14261. Sightseeing Adventurer
It would suck if there’s some rules to the quest, so we should know in advance.
14262. Sightseeing Adventurer
I’ll try sending in a scout.
14263. Sightseeing Adventurer
Good luck!
14264. Sightseeing Adventurer
And there’s that quest.
14265. Sightseeing Adventurer
So we can only capture them. Good, that means we can beat ’em up.
14266. Sightseeing Adventurer
Test it on one enemy before you attack the rest.
14267. Sightseeing Adventurer
Yeah, it might look like an accident if just one person gets hit. *innocent look*
14268. Sightseeing Adventurer
Hey, that’s true.
14269. Sightseeing Adventurer
He died, but I don’t care!
14270. Sightseeing Adventurer
Ignorance is bliss.
14271. Sightseeing Adventurer
I’ve arrived!
14272. Sightseeing Adventurer
Standby… Standby…
14273. Sightseeing Adventurer
Stay!
14274. Sightseeing Adventurer
Yes, sir.
14275. Sightseeing Adventurer
Hmm, let’s wait a little longer. We’ll storm the chamber in ten minutes.
14276. Sightseeing Adventurer
Got it!
14982. Sightseeing Adventurer
Charge! ☆
14983. Sightseeing Adventurer
Bankai! ☆
14984. Sightseeing Adventurer
I’m gonna rewrite your name with Xx’s and leet.
14985. Sightseeing Adventurer
Nooo!
14986. Sightseeing Adventurer
How cruel! How can you do that to a fellow human being?!
14987. Sightseeing Adventurer
And so, the accused was unable to defend himself.
14988. Sightseeing Adventurer
It suddenly got scary in here.
15317. Sightseeing Adventurer
…It’s over.
15318. Sightseeing Adventurer
Wow, those guys sucked.
15319. Sightseeing Adventurer
Black robe cult, couldn’t you have put up a better fight?
15320. Sightseeing Adventurer
We came, we saw, we conquered. That was boring.
15321. Sightseeing Adventurer
Now they’re getting insulted by the people who beat them to a pulp.
15322. Sightseeing Adventurer
But it’s probably a tough fight for the other servers if the enemies are on our level.
15323. Sightseeing Adventurer
Time to ransack the place!
15324. Sightseeing Adventurer
Makes you wonder who the real villains are.
15325. Sightseeing Adventurer
Try not to think about it.
15326. Sightseeing Adventurer
What’s yours is mine!
15327. Sightseeing Adventurer
Prepare to die!
16666. Sightseeing Adventurer
Eeeek!
16667. Sightseeing Adventurer
Our Ladies of Sorrow. Their names sure come up a lot…
16668. Sightseeing Adventurer
Maybe Management just likes them?
16669. Management
They’re easy to use due to their humanlike appearances.
16670. Sightseeing Adventurer
Ah, I see.
16671. Sightseeing Adventurer
Mommy Shub-Niggurath is in there too.
16672. Sightseeing Adventurer
What’s the Kruschtya Equation?
16673. Sightseeing Adventurer
What do you think it is?
16674. Sightseeing Adventurer
Maybe it’s Maybelline?
16675. Sightseeing Adventurer
Lmao.
16676. Sightseeing Adventurer
Damn it… How can I not laugh?
16677. Sightseeing Adventurer
Ah, isn’t that the equation that turns you into Nyar when you solve it? I’m guessing you just die instantly.
16678. Sightseeing Adventurer
So it’s a trap?
16679. Sightseeing Adventurer
Hang on, I think it’s impossible to solve this thing! At least, I can’t get anywhere with it.
16680. Sightseeing Adventurer
Me neither…
16681. Sightseeing Adventurer
I’m making a little progress, but I don’t think it’s solvable before the end of the event.
16682. Sightseeing Adventurer
Lmao, it requires crazy high stats.
16683. Sightseeing Adventurer
Maybe it’s just extra content? It came from the same manor as the clock, you know.
16684. Sightseeing Adventurer
The only one with a shot might be Princess.
16685. Sightseeing Adventurer
Frankly, I think it’s best left ignored. I can’t imagine anything good coming from it.
16686. Sightseeing Adventurer
Let’s focus on the documents for now.
16687. Sightseeing Adventurer
Yep.