: LOL ￥220
: damn she really gave you a piece of herself like anpanman
: me desperately trying to figure out how this is actually a form of sexual harassment
: don't the kouhai
: say NO to underage drinking
“I might have never had StroZero before, but I am of legal drinking age, thank you very much! But look, guys, look, look, look, look! I know I’m supposed to drink it, but I just can't bring myself to crack it open yet. For now, I just want to show it off. Nyeh heh heh heh!”
: that laugh hahaha
: since when were you an adult?!
: actually funny how this is the least major continuity error at this point
: when Alice-chan contacts you with some absurd trade offer tomorrow, just ignore her~
: actually jealous she gave you a can personally
: Drink it on stream! ￥500
“That’s it! I’ll drink it on stream! Thanks, random viewer, for that bright idea! ...But let’s save that for next time. For now, I’m just going to look at it some more! :D”
Oh my God! Gen five is monetized! Those rapscallions are really putting in the work! I mean— No! So that wasn’t the mess-up itself, but another clip showing context! Very considerate, clipper!
The video cut, switching to another clip dated to yesterday. Here we go.
“Ohhh, I’m getting nervous. Everyone ready? I’m doing it. I’m opening the first StroZero can of my life. Thank you, Master, thank you! Pshhh!”
: Pshhh! ￥220
: Right there with ya (Pshhh!)
: Thank you based StroZero master!
: She's the chuuni master, thank you very much
: And we approach the point of no return.
That was definitely the sound of a week-old can of StroZero being cracked. Of course I could tell it was week-old. Couldn’t you?
*GULP GULP GULP*
Then she took a few audible sips.
“Whoa. That tastes like adulthood. And sadness.”
I almost laughed out loud at her muted reaction. I couldn’t blame her. That unique blend of bitterness and artificial-ness was an acquired taste.
: loooool
: So this is what Shuwa-chan tastes like...
: uh-oh. why am I starting to feel aroused?
: immature palate <3
: take it slow, yeah?
“Yeah! I’ll be taking it slow, of course! But I’ll also be drinking every last drop. To show my appreciation!”
The video cut again. This time, the date didn’t change; it just skipped to a later point in the same stream. My gut told me the blunder was coming soon. The editing seemed to suggest that alcohol had impaired her judgment, leading her to do something she wouldn’t normally do.
“I wanna eat Hamburg steak.”
Indeed, Dagger-chan’s voice, cutting back in after an hour-long timeskip, was thick-tongued and unsteady. That was expected, but... What was that about Hamburg steak?
: hamburg steak???
: Well that came out of nowhere
: hahaha she's sloshed
: a lightweight, isn't she?
: cute
“Phew, it’s hot. I’m gonna take my hood off. It’s just like, I dunno... The taste of StroZero isn’t that bad anymore... Now I just really want Hamburg steak.”
: ???
: like you want a drinking snack?
: blessed be thy hoodless figure...
: her brain has completely ground to a halt LOL
: you like Hamburg steak?
“I love Hamburg steak! It’s been my favorite food since forever!”
: makes sense!
: a nice Hamburg steak always hits the spot, doesn't it?
: Treat yourself to a nice Hamburg steak ￥682
: so she regresses when drunk
: since forever? but how would you know unless you...
: o
: uh-oh, called out...
“Hmmm? Oh. My amnesia? Well, that’s the thing! It’s gone! I remember everything now!”
My jaw dropped.
: ?!?!
: Wha?!
: Just like that?!
: After all that time and effort spent defending it...
“Ta-da! Aaah! ↑↑” *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
: No. No ta-da...
: this just in: StroZero found to have memory-restorative effects
: big pharma besides themselves
: honey, time for your daily StroZero injection
: I have it on good authority StroZero actually has the exact opposite effect
: C-Congrats? ￥10,000
: funniest part to me is that she seems happy to have her memories back. Glad to see they weren't bad memories!
: what was that she said about charred flesh or something during her debut?
“Ah? Aha ha ha ha! That was actually Hamburg steak I was talking about! Pyaaa! ↑”
I was speechless.
: LOOOOOOOL
: actual?
: factual?
: then what were the all-consuming flames? The cooking range?
: Then the viscous hue of crimson was...
“Ketchup! I like ketchup on my steak! Fweh heh heh! :D”
: ￥50,000
: cuteness overload
: the backstory is crumbling but i'm here for it
: not hard when that backstory was held up by duct tape and paper clips to begin with.
: Treat yourself to a nice bottle of ketchup ￥10,000
: oh my god the dagger was the one they give you along with your steak all along
: fuck you for showing me this (food porn)
: like a knife instead of a dagger...?
: oh my god Harerun knew all along
: ok now where's Fork
: not sure how I feel about this tbh
: shes gonna regret this one in the morning
: Awayuki-chan did it again, the bastard
: her mastery over StroZero allows her to inflict damage remotely through the use of any tall can
: is she really human?
: imagine you cut into her for the autopsy and all you find is CoroCoro comic books
: being cute is a skill. Thus Dagger-chan, you deserve a gold star for being so cute!
“I’m cute? Eheh heh... Thanks. You guys wanna know how I lost my memory? Well, it was because I ate a Hamburg steak that was sooooo delicious, it blew all my memories away! I know, I know. Cute, right? Makes sense, right? Hee hee hee—I’m so smart!”
: we knew she was ditzy but not this ditzy
: this is genius
: mascot character levels of lore
: hahaha oh my so she actually appreciates being called cute
: is... is it okay for live-on to be this cute?