Chapter 188

“I see how useful it is. Become visible again.” But Slauri doesn’t show himself. He proudly boasts: “Heh-heh-heh. You all have absolutely no idea where I am right now, do ya? …Ow, ow, ow! That’s hot!” The air suddenly begins to smoke, and Slauri appears! His robe is on fire with smoke rising from his chest! “What the…?! Why are you on fire?!” I scream out in astonishment, but I almost immediately realize why…because a fiery salamander jumps out of his chest pocket, then climbs up Seiya’s leg and sits on his shoulder. “It’s a fire salamander I made using fire magic. I had it slip itself into Slauri’s breast pocket the moment we met.” “Wh-why did you do that?” “I didn’t want him to say, ‘On second thought, I’m not teaching you anything,’ before fading into obscurity.” “D-don’t ya think that was a little excessive?! Our Lord told us we couldn’t refuse your requests, but… Mn… That was really hot…” He seems to be leading a secluded life in the forest, and yet he has apparently already heard about us. After brushing off his chest, he opens his eyes wide under his long, white hair. “We’re gonna have to make a deal, though!” “Hmph. I already know what you underworld dwellers want. You want divine HP—Humiliation Points from a deity, right?” “Hee-hee-hee. Now we’re talkin’. But I’m not gonna take just any HP.” Seiya then walks over to me and looks into my eyes with a serious gaze. “Rista, this is where you come in.” “Wh-what do you want me to do?!” “I am going to give Slauri some of your HP.” He places his hands on my shoulders and spins me around so that my back is facing Cerceus and Slauri, then squats down and grabs the hem of my dress! Eek?! D-don’t tell me he’s going to show them my underwear?! And just as I feared, Seiya mercilessly lifts up my skirt! “Ahn!” I try to cutely squeal like they do in the rom-com comics I used to read to learn about Japan, but… …Slip! It’s an odd feeling, almost as if I feel a draft down below. “Huh…?” I lower my gaze…only to realize that Seiya pulled my underpants all the way down to my ankles while still lifting up my dress! “This isn’t something I can just lightly blush at and play off like it’s cute!! What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” I scream while pulling up my panties. Cerceus whistles. “I’m impressed, Seiya! You pulled down a goddess’s underpants like it was nothing!” “Yes, there was not even a hint of hesitation! What an extraordinary Hero!” “An extraordinary criminal is more like it!!” Even Slauri wears an astonished expression and mutters: “Th-that was…definitely unexpected. I thought ya were gonna show me a little boob, or her panties, but her bare ass? My, my, my…” I—I—I honestly cannot believe him! Cerceus and Slauri saw my butt?! “Apologize! Say you’re sorry! Seiyaaaaaa!!” I stomp over to Seiya like a volcano about to erupt, but he’s completely unfazed. He then turns to Slauri and asks: “So? You got enough HP, right?” “Hmm… I did receive a sudden rush of HP, but that was a little…lacking for an old man like me. It’s not my kind of HP if ya know what I mean.” What?! Does that mean I showed him my divine bare ass for nothing?! I—I am not going to let this slide! There’s a lot that I’m not going to let slide! “Sigh… Don’t waste my time. Just tell me what kind of HP you want.” “Very well… How about something just enough to stir the imagination—something where ya think you’re gonna see something but can’t quite see it.” “Be more specific.” Slauri’s lips vilely curl. “Heh-heh-heh! I like it when their clothes get wet just enough so ya can kind of see their boobs through their shirt! Just imagining their embarrassment really gets me off! Just a little peek is what I like!” “Y-you’re a real creep, you wrinkly sack of bones!” While I am completely disgusted and angry, Cerceus nods back at him. “I know what you mean! I much prefer the excitement of catching a glimpse, rather than actually seeing anything!” “…?! Are you seriously agreeing with him?!” Unable to control my rage, I grab onto Cerceus’s collar and violently shake him until I suddenly hear a splash nearby. “…Huh?” When I look over, Rosalie is completely soaked from having jumped into the spring and is walking this way! Her clothes are basically see-through, clearly defining her shapely breasts! “Rosalie?! I can clearly see your boobs!” “I’m doing this to save Gaeabrande! What’s three or four breasts to save the world?!” “…?! ‘Three or four’?! Humans only have two!” But Slauri shakes his head in disappointment. “There isn’t much HP when you’re not embarrassed. Besides, young lady, you’re a human, right? Your HP pales in comparison to what a deity emits.” Rosalie clenches her teeth out of frustration, not even caring that her breasts are on full display. She then dashes over to me with an expression of pure insanity. “Goddess! It has to be you! Hurry up and get that dress wet!” “What?! N-no!” “Hmph! What’s five or six breasts to save the world?! Why are you hesitating!” “Why is the number of boobs suddenly increasing?! S-Seiya, say something!” Seiya lets out a brief sigh. “This is ridiculous, but…I must learn how to turn invisible to save these warped worlds. It’s essential.” “B-but…!” “Rosalie, do it.” “As you wish, Hero!” “W-wait! Wait! N-no…! Noooooo—pfff?!” Following Seiya’s orders, Rosalie rushes me and knocks me into the spring.