My dominant hand and dominant eye are both on my right, but I kick a ball using my left foot. Kicking in general is always with my left foot. That’s why even if I have an advantage on my right with punches, kicks should be stronger on my left. Still, my right side might still be stronger... Oh, I still haven’t figured out the issue of my nervous system being crossed over. I should figure out whom my right brain is allied with.
“Yumiella!” Patrick called out. “Yumiella! Daemon’s brought extra reports for you to go over!”
“Here’s a cookie, Yumiella...” Eleanora said. “Oh! She ate it!”
It didn’t seem like I was going to figure out who was stronger: Right Yumiella or Left Yumiella. Mmm, cookie yummy. Oh right. I forgot about my mouth. It’ll be difficult to talk with just half a mouth.
If my mouth was split down the middle, which would have an easier time talking? Magic doesn’t require reciting chants to activate so I don’t need my mouth for that, but it’ll be important for coordinating attacks with others. I guess I’m trying to decide who would win between Right and Left Yumiella, so coordination isn’t an issue. I guess I’ll stop thinking about my mouth. Mmm, tea yummy.
“I tried bringing some tea up to her mouth, and she drank it!”
“So she’s still conscious, and she’s just in such a daze that she looks like she’s lost consciousness.”
“What shall we do about this, Sir Patrick?”
“Hm... I think we just have to wait until she returns to normal. For now let’s put her to bed, and we’ll decide what to do based on how she seems tomorrow...”
Wait, my left hand has my engagement ring, which is also a magical instrument. The wind-type magical energy that Patrick filled the ring with might tip the scales of victory. Wind... That would mean a cyclone, so wouldn’t it be weird for my left side to have it? Wind should be on the right side. Should I move my engagement ring to my right hand?
“Rita! Rita! We’re free to do Yumiella’s makeup all we want right now!” Eleanora exclaimed. “She won’t notice if we wash it off in the bath!”
“Why has Lady Yumiella’s soul left her body?” Rita asked.
“It hasn’t, she’s just busy with a battle going on in her imagination. There’s no use worrying about it.”
I love asymmetrical robots, but I myself am a mostly symmetrical human. Still, even though I might be symmetrical, my right and left sides aren’t exactly the same. That’s why it’s more difficult to figure out who would win than in a battle versus a copy of myself.
“She won’t be like this all night, will she...?” Rita asked.
“Is she asleep with her eyes open?” Eleanora asked next.
Okay, then. I’ve finished sorting through the requirements, so it’s time to actually make Right Yumiella and Left Yumiella fight in my mind.
“Right versus Left!” I suddenly exclaimed. “Begin!”
“It doesn’t seem like she’s asleep,” Patrick remarked.
“You’re right. She just hasn’t returned yet.”
Suddenly, day had turned to night, and I was in my bed. Before I even knew it, I’d fallen asleep.