Greetings. This is Rocket Shokai.
I love villains who yell “Keh-hyaaa!” when they attack. I call them kehyarists, and today I’d like to introduce you to shark-type kehyarists.
Sharks are famous for their hard work not only on summer beaches but also in the sky and even in space. However, according to my research, with a little extra effort, they can become formidable kehyarists, ready to pounce on their next pitiful victim.
I hope you’ll find this information useful, just in case you ever find yourself turned into a shark.
Shark-type attackers are already a staple in monster movies, but they also have many weaknesses that put them in a challenging position. Because they’re usually underwater, they can’t shout silly lines or laugh maniacally like “keh-hya-hya-hya!” which I believe is a fatal flaw. It doesn’t help that they’re often masters of surprise, meaning that they have to be as quiet as possible.
Therefore, when approaching your victim, I recommend getting creative with your fin display. Make it glow with bright colors like a gaming PC while loudly broadcasting through an underwater speaker, “There’s nowhere left for you to run!” This will enhance your third-rate villain vibe when you attack your pitiful victim.
Furthermore, paying attention to your attack methods can help you create a more convincing kehyaristic performance. While biting is a classic shark technique, consider coating your teeth with a paralyzing poison. And don’t forget to give a long-winded explanation of the poison beforehand.
Something like, “Just one milligram of this poison could knock out a mammoth!” (Or choose some other extinct animal for extra absurdity.) “Once you’re bitten, there will be no escaping your fate! I mean it!” This will encourage readers to think, “Wait. Wouldn’t a regular shark bite be pretty lethal anyway? What’s the point of the poison? And could you even outswim a shark?” And because a shark’s inability to speak can make it seem even more brutal, this fluent chatter will reduce your air of mystery and give the impression that you might not be so tough after all.
Sharks seem extra scary because they surprise their prey and are eerily silent. But if you put in the effort, you can completely ruin those qualities. Anyway, just thought I’d give you all a little taste of the research I’ve been doing lately.
And with that, I’d like to express how happy I am that I’ve been allowed to write five whole volumes for this series and to discuss my favorite third-rate villainous creatures. Thank you very much.
I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the editors, to MEPHISTO, to the designers, and above all, to the readers. Until we meet again.